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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Khala BBC
    Doctor:
    Munh Kholen..

    Khala BBC:
    "Aye Tumhari Beti Ka
    Sath Walay Pappu Se
    Chakkar Chal Raha Hai.."

    Doctor Shocked.. :-0
    Khala Rocked.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • For More Jokes
    Plz Aap Mirror K Samny Ziyada Aya Karen,
    Warna
    Mirror Toot Bhi Sakta Hai..

    QK

    Aap Itny Khubsurat,
    Piyare,
    Naram Mizaj
    Aur Dashing Hen..
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    For More Jokes Plz
    Recharge 300rs/month
    to My Number.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Khargosh Bomb laga kr
    PURANA Dushman..

    1 Khargosh Bomb laga kr Zoo me Ghus gaya
    Aur awaz lagai:
    "Tum sab k paas 1 Mint ka Time hai,
    Yahan se nikalne k ley,
    .
    Kachwa :
    Wah Saale Wah..!
    Phir Seedha Bol na k Me hi Target hun.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • POGO dekh
    Pappu ne Ek Din Wall me Non Veg Joke
    post kiya..
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    Ek Ladki ne comment kiya:
    "Joke Samajh me nahi aaya"
    .
    Pappu ne Us Ladki k
    Comment ka reply kiya:
    "Samajh me nhi aya to"POGO"
    dekh. :-p"
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    After 3 Days,
    Ladki ka Phir Comment aaya:
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    "Yaar 3 Din se POGO dekh
    rahi hun, Per Joke abhi tak
    Samajh me nahi aaya.. :-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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    Haaaachhi...

    Sorry Yaar.

    Tabiyat Kharab Hai..
    Aap Apna Kaam Kero.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Mendak Najumi k Paas
    Ek Mendak Najumi k Paas gaya
    Aur Apna Future Pucha:
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    Najumi: Tujhe Ek Ladki milegi
    Jo Tera Dil le jayegi..
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    Mendak Khushi se:
    Wo Milegi Kahan.?
    .
    Najumi: BIOLOGY-LAB me.. ;-p :-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Quaid-e-Azam
    Dost: Kiya Tumhen Quaid-e-Azam Pasand Hen.?

    Pappu: Haan Magar Apni Jaib Me.. :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Calculator Chahiye
    Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.

    Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ?

    Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Over Smart
    Ek New Vacuum Salesman Ny Derwazy Per Dastak Di.

    Ek Lady Ny Derwaza Khola.
    Salesman Jaldi Se Ander Gaya Aur Apny Bag Se
    Kachra Aur Gober Carpet Per Phela Diya Aur Kaha:

    "Madam Agar Me Ny Apny
    Powerful Vacuum Cleaner Se
    Ye Sab 3 Minute Me Saaf Na
    Ker K Dikhaya To Me Isay Kha Jaun Ga.."

    Lady: Kiya Aap Is K Sath Ketchup Lena Pasand Karen Gy??

    Salesman: Wo Q Madam??

    Lady: QK Yahan
    Electricity Problem Ki
    Waja Se Kal Se Light Nahi Hai.. ;-)

    Moral:
    Ziyada Over Smart Banny Se Bhi
    Banday Ki Beztii Kharab Ho Jati Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Postman Knocked The Door
    Postman Knocked The Door:
    "Ting Tong.."
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    A Kid Came With Cigarette In Mouth &
    Beer In Hand..
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    Postman: Papa Hen..??
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    Kid: Abe Bhootni K,
    Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai k
    Mera Baap Ghar Pe Hoga.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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