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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Double Sawari Ka Zamana
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein...
By:
Dapper
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Muslims Se Appeal
Tamam Muslims Se Appeal Hey K Khuda K Liye Walls, Igloo, Snoopy
Aur Omore Ki Ice Cream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusron Ko Khatay Dekh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey or
Mera Gala Kharab Hey.
By:
Jasper
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Kya ho rha hy
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[]””””<”<”””[]Haal kesa hy janab ka
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‘<)(>’
/ < Kya khyal hy apka
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[]””””<”<”””[] Hmari tu lyt gyee ho ho ho
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> \ Apke b chali jye HAHAHAHA
By:
wahabi
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Yaar ye baat nahi hai
Yaar ye baat nahi hai, Sab logon ki apni apni majboriyan hoti hain,
Latif se kaha bhi tha k Uzba k rishtay ki baat kary lekin mehngai itni ho gai hai k Dil nahi lagta.
Aur phir iska woh taste nahi hai jo America ne Iran k sath muahida kya woh to do ghantay se uper kabhi nasrin k ghar paan khany gaye to rastay main unki larrai hogai,
Phir itni barish hui k Basant cancel ho gai isi wajah se Judge bahal huye, Tabhi to Time aagay hua.
Jab samajh nahi aa raha hai to Parhny ki Zaroorat kya thi? :-)
By:
Ariese Ansari
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Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa
1 Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)
By:
Shahnaz
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Molvi ki Girlfriend
Molvi ki Girlfriend Molve ko Time dey kar nahi aai:
Molvi inrtazaar karny k baad Masjid main gaya aur Speaker ON kar k bola.
Hazraat!
Acha Nahi Kya....
By:
Dapper
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1 Foji ki Fiancee
Revenge:
1 Foji ki Fiancee ne usy letter likha:
"Hum se milne naya larka aaya hai, Tumse acha hai, main uski Dulhan banon gi, Meri Pic Wapas Bhijwa do."
Foji ne apny sary sathiyon ki Fiancee ki 30 pics jama kin, Darmiyan main uski Pic rakh k letter likha.
"Lo in main se nikaal lo, Main tumhari shakal bhool gaya hon."
By:
Jasper
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