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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pagal Branch Manager
    Ek aadmi roz Subah darakht ki daali pe charh kar beth jata tha.

    Pucho kyon?

    Bechara MBA kar k pagal ho gaya tha. Apne aap ko Branch Manager samajhta tha.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Kia kar rahe ho
    Maa betay se:

    Beta dhoop me kia kar rahe ho?

    Beta: Pasina sukha raha hun.


  By: Smart   Send To Mobile
  • Ek tha Chooha.... 
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    Ek tha Chooha....



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    Aur Nahi hain Bas Ek He Tha... :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Budget 2010
    Budget 2010

    Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

    Daal 50 Paisay ki 4 Danay,

    Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,

    Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.

    Zaroori Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareeday ga, usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.
    Aur

    Petrol Free Dikhaya jayega..

    Ary Wah...


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Forward to all
    Plz ye msg sb ko frwd kr dein
    Ek bechara B.A pas 22 saal ka larka,
    Jis ke shadi nahe hoe
    Blood B+ hai
    Usey ek Larki ka number chahye.

    Plz ignore mat krna
    Warna wo kunwara mar jay ga.
    Plz contact 03008526355
    Number change kr k frwd krna beghairti hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Bar-e-Azam
    Teacher: Dunya main kitne BAR-E-AZAM hy?

    Bubbli: G 4 hain.

    Teacher: Kon se?

    Bubbli:
    Quaid-e-Azam
    Mughal-e-Azam
    Sekandar-e-Azam
    Aur
    Mera chacha
    Malik Azam.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Mushkil kaam
    Mushkil kaam:

    Bike pr cigarette lgana.
    Auto Rikshaw main mobile sunana.
    Sardeyon main namaz k lye wazu krna.
    Sehri time uthna.
    Islamic msg 4wrd krna.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
    Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga




    Kyun K




    Tamaam Cricket Grounds Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!


  By: Deepak   Send To Mobile
  • Memon ki Bimaar Wife
    Memon ki wife bimaar thi,

    Light nahi thi to usne candle jala di or bola:

    Doc ko lene ja raha hun, Agar tumhe lage k tum nahi bachogi

    To plz candle bujha dena.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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