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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pathano ka mohalla
    boy:jaan parda kar lo aagey sadaron ka mohalla hai...
    thori durr jaanay k baad larki booli:
    jaan ab tum parda karo aagay pathano ka mohalla hai....


  By: lashari   Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoos karar deti hai
    Sare gawahon aur bayano ko mad'de nazar rakhte hue,
    penal court dafa 420 k tahet sms parhney waly mujrim ko
    sms na bhejne ki juram main
    "kanjoos karar deti hai."


  By: lashari   Send To Mobile
  • Sari raat dhoop may betho
    Mareez: Mujhe bimari hai na khaoo to bhook lagti hai,
    na sou to nend ati hai,
    zyada kaam karke thak jata hoon.
    Doctor : Sari raat dhoop may betho theek ho jao ge...


  By: lashari   Send To Mobile
  • Plate main chai kyon di?
    Dhoni: Mama aaj aapne mujhe plate main chai(tea) kyon di?




    Dhoni ki Mama: Kyon k cup to tumharay baap le gaye hain.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Match haar jata
    Agar Pakistan 20/20 match haar jata to sab se ziyada galeyan kis ko parti?
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    Us BUS driver ko jis ne Liberty Attack Lahore main Srilanka team ko bachaya tha.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Memon ka 1 Rupya
    Memon ka 1 Rupya chhat se gir gaya.

    Woh jaldi se neeche aaya to dekha Rupya nahi mila.


    Kyon???


    Kyon k Memon Rupiye se pehle neeche pohanch gaya tha.


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Darra Darra k Geo
    New Budget

    Kal se 1 SMS Rs.5+Tax aur Call Rs.9+Tax per minute.

    Tamam SMS aur Night Packages khatam ho gaye hain.


    Logon ko Darra Darra k Geo.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Roz Roz k SMS
    Bubbli: Janu pehle tum roz subha "Good Morning"
    Aur Raat ko "Good nyt" ka sms krte the
    Ab nhi krte.

    Boy: Ab 20 pyse per SMS tax lgta hai.

    "Sedhi baat no bkwas"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Dagh to chala jayega
    Abba ne beti ko date martay huye pakar liye:

    Baap: Beti tumne Khandaan ki izzat pe dagh laga diya.


    Beti (Muskuratay huye): Dagh to chala jayega, Par ye waqt nahi aayga.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Motor Cycle Se Gira
    Lady to Doctor:

    Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.

    Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.


    Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.


  By: Smart   Send To Mobile
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