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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • zong song
    A parody of zong song
    Enjoy krte raho
    Tv dekhte raho
    Parhae par kabhe tawajja dena nae
    Me to mayoos tha paper dekh ke
    Pharra bhej dya us ne paegam me
    To cheatng karte raho
    Pass hote raho
    Result per kabhe tawajja dena nae
    Turu run ru ru run ru ru ru ru run.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mere Daant to le aa
    Budha: Puttary! Andar se Mere Daant to le aa..

    Puttar: Par Dada Ji abhi to roti nahi bani.

    Budha: O nahi Puttar roti nahi khani, Samnay wali Budhi nu Smile deni hai.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj ki Taza Khabar!!!
    Aaj ki Taza Khabar!!!


    Ek Boy, 1 Larki se sath Bathroom main nahatay huye Pakra gaya....


    Aur us Boy ka Naam hai:


    "LIFE BOY".


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Garma garam Biryani
    Garma garam Biryani ki daig sirf aap k lye:

     
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    Chlo ab zada muskrao nhi.

    Dho ker wapis ker daina.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Raat ka
    Ek Pathan Raat ka Khana kha raha tha...





    To kya ab woh Khana bhi na khaye?

    Jaan le lo Pathanon ki Tum log,
    Har baat main joke chahiye bus.


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Chor ne apni Mangaitar
    Chor (Theif) ne apni Mangaitar ko Heeray ka Haar gift main diya.

    Mangaitar: Is Haar ki qeemat kya hai?


    Chor: 3 Saal Qaid-e-Ba Mushaqqat.... :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Shisha nahi Dekhney ka!
    Bindas ho ke Jeenay ka,
    Tension nahi lenay ka!

    Achay Sapnay dekhnay ka,
    Mast Life guzarnay ka!

    Jin Bhoot se nahi darney ka,


    Bole to,
    Shisha nahi Dekhney ka!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • SPORTS NEWS
    ~SPORTS NEWS~


    The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.

    Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
    ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..

    MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..

    Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don't Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm..


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Lets Beg Together
    Beggar: Sir, plz give 50 paise.


    Man: I don't have.


    Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan mai burai
    Pakistan mai burai kon phela raha hai?

    1- INDIA
    2- AMERICA
    3- ISRAEL
    4- AFGANISTAN
    5- BARTANIA

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    Ans: "GEO"


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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