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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Chota Khandan Zindagi Asan
    1 Truck k peeche likha tha:
    "Chota Khandaan, Zindagi Aasan"

    Aur Neeche likha tha.
    Kamran
    Imran
    Irfan
    Noman
    Guriya
    Bubbly
    Guddu
    Sunny
    Aur Puppu k Abbu ka Paighaam.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • 3-3 Kabaab le Aao
    Memon: Jao 2 Dukaanon se 3-3 kabaab le aao...



    Servant: Janab! 6 ikhattay kyon nahi?


    Memon: Naalaik aadmi... Chatni aur Pyaaz ziyada miley gi.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Muhavra poora karo
    Teacher: Ye Muhavra poora karo...

    "Jin kay Ghar Sheeshay k hotay hain."


    Student: "Woh Light Off kar k Kapray badaltay hain."


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Panjabiyon jesi Sehat
    Aye Khuda meray dost ko Sindhiyon jesi Qismat,

    Panjabiyon jesi Sehat,

    Balachiyon jesi Ghairat day.


    Baqi, Pathanon jese AQAL to iske paas pehle se he hai.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Doodh Dahi hai
    Shair Arz hai:

    Sab sahi hai, Doodh Dahi hai.


    Zara Ghor Farmaiye..

    Sab sahi hai, Doodh Dahi hai.

    Ab yehi Karachi, yehi Dubai hai.


    Written by: Mustafa Kamal.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Dosti ka hath
    Ek zaruri Hadayat, Ignore mat krna:

    Ek dum kisi k samne DOSTI KA HATH Mat barhao..


    Kya Pata us ne


    POTEE kr k Hath dhoy b hein Ya nahe.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Gujjar Jackson
    Will the real Gujjar
    Plz stand up

    It’s Gujjar time
    Let’s rock with the Gujjar
    Gujar loves u
    .
    Lets do the Gujjar Dance
    In the Tabyla of Behnce
    Baby I’m lovin mood
    Behnce gvng Patla Dood
    Let’s rock,drink n smoke
    Gujjar de ga sb ke thok
    Don’t make fun og the Gujjar
    Because
    Gujjar ap bra ziddi ay

    (Gujar Jackson)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Ur kya kahon
    Teri ankhein jesey
    Fry Pan

    Teri Awaz jesey
    Pressure cooker ki seti

    Teri Chaal jesey
    Public Transport

    Tere Nakhre jesey
    Government Officer

    Ur kya tareef kron teri.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Atomic dhamaka
    Major Rohail to pathan: 28th May 1998 Pakistan ne atomic dhamaka kya tha
    Tumhe tu khush hona chahye Tum udas kyu ho?

    Pathan: Oy! Khocha hamara shadi b usi din hua tha.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • News Alert:
    News Alert:

    Gulistan-e-Jauhar, Landhi, Malir, Gulberg, Korangi aur Sohrab Goth ki Markets main


    Aam (Mangoes) aa gaye hain.
    ha ha ha ha ha.


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
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