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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Longest Toilet of World
    Which is the Longest Toilet in the World?


    Guess!!!


    Pakistan Railway Track...

    You can use it From Karachi to Khyber.


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • Garmi se Bachnay
    Garmi se Bachnay k liye.
    Enter Password:
    ******

    N*****

    NA****

    NAH***

    NAHA**

    NAHAL*

    NAHALO

    Code Accepted:
    Welcome to Bathroom.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chota Bacha
    Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.

    Uski Maa Ne Pocha Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
    Tofee
    Bishkit
    Ya
    Doodh..?

    Bacha: Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
    Khubsurat Shi.


  By: gumnaamlarka   Send To Mobile
  • Naarra in English
    Teacher: Naarray ko English main kya kehte hain?

    Student: S.H.D

    Teacher: Kya matlab?

    Student: Shalwaar Holding Device.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes
    Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

    1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

    2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

    3)Ganja Sardar

    4)2 Sardar Chess Khelte Hue!

    5)1 Pathan woh bhi Scientist.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Heavily Derivatized Amino Acid
    Alkaloids (Heavily Derivatized Amino Acid),
    Hyoscymine,
    Atropine,
    Cocaine,
    Codein 3,
    Morphine,
    Tetrodotoxin,
    Vincristine,
    Vinblastine,

    Terpenoids,
    Azdirechtin,
    Artemisinin,
    Tetrahydrocann,
    Abinol,
    Steroids,

    Glycosides,
    Nojirimycin,

    Phenols,
    Resveratrol,

    Phenazines,
    Pyocyanin,

    Ye msg 3 baar Parh kar 4 logon ko send karen.

    InshaAllah Dimagh ki Lassi ban jayegi,
    Malaai Maar k. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Meboob Apke kadmon me
    "Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"

    Agar aapko apni Girlfrnd k Past ur Future k baray me jan'na hy to,
    Apni grlfrnd ka number mukammal Naam or Patay k sath is Number pr send karain.

    03125564323

    "Haq Baba, Sach Baba"
    Azmaish shart hy
    Zarori Note:
    "Baba G ka number change karna bohat bari beghairity hy"
    Shukriya.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • After 6 years
    Year 2015

    Islami jhamuria Talibastan

    Shaheed Zardari ke 6te barsi

    Saas bahu ke larai mei
    Bahu ne apne ap ko khudkash hamle mei urra lya

    Taliban ur America ka friendly
    Cricket match,
    Taliban ne hand garnade ke dhmake dar
    Bowling se jeet lya

    Khudkash jackets banane
    Walo ko tax net mei lene ka fysla.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Kisi aur ka Bura
    Anti Misba: Socho agar meri shadi kisi aur se ho gye hoti tu kya hota?



    Sardar: Palye loke! Mei kadi kisi da bua nae sochya.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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