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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Lambi Umar k liye Dua
    * Zaroori Elaan *

    City main kuch Khud-Kash Hamla aawar daakhil ho chukay hain...

    Agar aap apny shehar aur apni salaamti chahtay hain to....



    Unki Lambi Umar k liye Dua karen.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Proud to be Pakistani
    * Golden Words *

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    Golden thay na, Chori ho gaye hain...

    Proud to be Pakistani.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Yahan Galay Miltay Hain?
    Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe ja kar pochti hai,

    G yahan Galay miltay hain?

    Darzi: Waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain.

    Lekin aap kehti hain tou mil laytay hain.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Nuqsaan deh Or Faida-Mand
    Teacher: Batao Chai (Tea) Nuqsan deh hai, ya Faida-Mand?

    Memon Bacha: Agar koi pila day to Faida-Mand.

    Aur agar khud pilaani parry to Nuqsan de hai.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Moti Aurat Cycle per
    Ek Moti c aurat Cycle per beth kar Gana gaa rahi thi.

    (Dekha hai Pehli baar, Sajan ki aankhon main pyaar)

    Ek bachay ne usay dekh kar kaha.

    (Dekha hai Pehli baar, Cycle pe Haathi Sawaar)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Hyderabad ka Waqia
    Ignore Mat karna!

    Ye ek Sacha waqia hai....


    Hyderabad k Central Hospital main Ek Bacha Paida hua hai.

    Aur us ne Paida hotay he kaha hai:



    OWAAAAN
    OWAAN.... ha ha ha ha...


  By: Saima Baloch   Send To Mobile
  • Pur Aman Pakistan
    Paksitan main itni Mehngaai,
    Badnaami,

    Aur

    Hangama Aarai k bawajood,

    Agar

    Aap Pur-Sukoon aur Pur-Aman Paksitan dekhna chahtay hain...

    To

    PTV lagaen...


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Puncture Tyre per
    1 Pathan ki Namaz parhaatay huye Hawa nikal gai.
    Magar usne phir bhi namaz mukammal ki...

    1 Muqtadi bola: Waah! Pathan sahab aapko maan gaye! Puncture Tyre per bhi Manzil tak pohncha diya.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Moral - Pyasa Crow
    "Pyasa Crow"

    Once din a crow was pyasa,

    He finding pani, but pani was kidro na labba,
    He vekhiya one ghara, Magar paani was thora, he sochya ek plan
    He pick some wattay & suttey into the gharra.
    Pani came uper, he drank G bhar k.

    Moral: Thori si Mehnat se English boli ja sakti hai.


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Set karny ka Tareeqa
    Larki Set karny ka sab se aasan Tareeqa!


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    Mujhe pata tha k tum Tharkee ho, Neeche zaroor aaogay! Is liye maine neeche kuch bhi nahi likha.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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