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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aap ka Beta kya
    Larki wale: Aap ka Beta kya karta hai?



    Larkay ki Amma ne kaha:



    Mera beta 3 Rupay mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • KFC kay Maalik
    Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain?

    Bacha: "KFC" k Maalik hain.

    Teacher: Nice, KFC ka kya matlab hai?


    Bacha: "KAKA FRUIT CHAAT."


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Kharab BHIKAARI
    Wife: Kal jo BHIKAARI aaya tha na woh bohat kharab tha.


    Husband: Kyon kya hua?

    Wife: Kal maine usay Khana diya to woh aaj mjhe Book day kr chala gaya:

    "HOW TO COOK"


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Ghajini dekhne kay baad
    Aamir Khan ki Film Ghajini dekhne kay baad Adnan Sami ne faisla kya hai k,

    Woh bhi ek Film banayen gay,

    Aur us Film ka Naam ho ga.





    "Wazni"


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Films K Name
    Elaan Karwao Bhangra Paao Khush Ho Jao K Tum Ko Bhi Maine SMS Kya Hai.

    Agar Dil ka Name Anda(Egg) Hota To Films K Name Is Tarha Hote:

    Ye Anda Apka Hua,
    Hum Anda De Chuke Sanam,
    Hum Apke Anday Main Rehty Hain,
    Andy Waly Dulhanya Ly Jain Gay.


  By: Aurang Zaib   Send To Mobile
  • Braking News!!!
    Braking News!!!

    Karachi main Al-Asif pe Operation chal raha hai.


    Please apnay gharon main rahen.


    Kuch dair baad pata chalega.



    K Larka hua hai, Ya Larki.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Larka ZONG k Office
    1 Larka ZONG k Office ja kar larki ko I LOVE YOU kehta hai.

    Larki: Tumhari Himmat kese hui?


    Larka: Aap he to kehtay ho...


    Zong lo aur "Sab Keh Do"


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • A Girl Speaks to
    A Girl Speaks to A Boy:

    Girl: O BHAI JAAN! Please Raasta Do...


    Boy: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse kyon karti ho?


    Ya BHAI bolo,

    Ya JAAN bolo. :)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Marnay k baad
    Marnay k baad 1 shakhs se farishtay ne pucha: Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

    Aadmi: Haan

    Farishta: Jao Jannat main, tumne Dunya main Dozakh ka maza chakh liya hai.

    2nd aadmi se: Kya tum bhi shadi shuda ho?
    2nd Aadmi (Bari khushi se): Meri 2 shadiyan hui thin.

    Farishta: Tum dozakh main jao. Tum aadi ho chukay ho.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhse chand ne kaha
    Mujhse chand keh raha tha.


    Tumharay doston ne tumko bhula diya hai.


    Maine muskura k jawab diya.





    "Nahin Package Khatam ho gaya hoga."


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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