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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Mard zyada sharif
    Mard zyada Shareef hen ya Aurten?


    Ans: MARD

    Kyon k Mardon Mai

    Umar Sharif
    Nawaz Sharif
    Shehbaz Sharif


    Jab k Aurton Mai sirf

    Babra Sharif hi hy:)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Memon beemar hua
    Memon beemar hua to check up k liye gaya.

    Dr: Drip lagani paregi

    Memon adhi drip laga kar acha hogaya aur bola:
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    "Baaki Parcel Kardo"


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Jahaaz Toofan mei
    Jahaaz Toofan mei ghir chuka tha CAPTAIN ne ba'awaz buland pucha,

    "Kisi ko Foofan se bach nikalne ki dua aati hai?"

    Molvi ne hath khara kar diya.

    CAPTAIN ne kaha....
    "Theek hai aap Dua per guzara karein, humare pas 1 life jacket kam hai"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Is SMS ko bohat
    Is SMS ko bohat

    Sambhal k rakhna


    Ye mamuli SMS nahi


    Ye qeemti SMS hy


    INBOX mei rakhna


    Ye sms


       ('v')
     ((     ))
        ¥¥

    2 din bad ANDAY dega:


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • World Trade Center in Karachi
    Aap Sochen agar World Trade Center (WTC) Karachi main hota aur 9/11 ka waqia hota to..


    Govt ka sab se pehla Action kya hota?



    Double Sawari pe Pabandi...


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Jazz Shadi Menu
    Jazz Shadi Menu main Khush-Aamdeed

    Rishtay k liye 1 Dabaen,

    Mangni k liye 2 Dabaen,

    Pehli Shadi k liye 3 Dabaen,

    Aur

    Dosri Shadi k liye Pehli Wali ka Gala Dabaen.


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Ajeeb si Beemari
    Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si beemari ho gai hai..

    Jab Meri Bivi bolti hai to mujhe kuch Sunaai nahi deta hai....


    Ye Beemari nahi Khuda ki Naymat hai... :)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pagal khat
    Ek pagal khat likh raha tha:

    Dr. ne pucha kis ko likh rahy ho?

    Pagal: Apny aap ko.

    Dr.: Kya likha hai?

    Pagal: Mujhe kya pata, Abhi mujhe mila thori hai.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • New Car of Memon
    Ek Memon ne apni New Car Office k bahar roki,
    Abhi usne darwaza khola he tha k Truck ne takkar maar di aur Car ka darwazar door ja gira.

    Memon apni Car k liye rony laga,

    Police ne kaha k apni Car k afsos main main ye bhi nahi pata k aapka left hand bhi gayab hai.

    To Memon ne kaha: Kya!!! Yaani meri New Rado Ghari(Watch) bhi gai????


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Room Ka Kraya
    Maalik Makan: Is Room Ka Kraya 500 Rs Hai.

    Kraye Daar: Lekin Yahan To Hr Taraf Chuhey (Rats) Nach Rahe Hain.


    Malik Makan: To 500 Mein Kya Aishwarya Nachegi.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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