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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Gr Main mar jao
Ae mere dost kal agar main mar jaon to mera gum mat manana,
mere janaza mat uthana,
mere pathar per be mat bethina.. sedhee upar chale ana..
By:
wahabi
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Ek Molvi Ek Aurat
Ek Molvi Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya:
Aurat Ghussay Se:
"Aapko Sharm Nhi Aati Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar Maar Rahy Hain?"
Molvi: Mohtarma Ye Daarhi Hy Break Nahi...
By:
Jasper
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Mere mehbob ki shadi
Mere mehbob ki shadi raqeeb se ho gai
DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI
Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya
DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI
Wo khushiyan manate rahe
DUKH
.
Plz fwd! IS BAT KA B NAHI
Meri muhabbat ka khoon hua
DUKH IS BAT KA B NAHI
Dukh to is bat ka hai k
Dono ne
Coke Pi or
mujhe dekh kr boley:
"BurrrrrRrrrrr..
By:
Sumbul
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Bapu ne kaha
Bapu ne kaha:
Izzat karni hai to Wife ki karo
Khayal rakhna hai to Wife ka rakho
Pyar karna hai to Wife se karo,
Magar kis ki Wife?
Sala ye Bapu ne to bataya he nahi.
By:
Fuzail
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Aik press reporter
Aik press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha...
"Aap kese zakhmi huay?"
ZAKHMI: "Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira..."
Reporter: "Kia wo phat gaya tha?"
Zakhmi (Ghussey se):
Naiiii...Wo reeeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur bola
"BHOOOW"
By:
Lovebirds
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Pass this SMS
Plz pass this sms
2 all ur friends..
A person with blood group O+ve, contact # is
03212639450 urgently needs 2 bottles
of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza
Thanx. ;-)
By:
Lovebirds
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HOLE
Bubbli: tum Dr. k pas kio gae?
Anti Misba: mai doctor k pass gai thi k wo meray hole k neechay aik aur hole banaday
Bubbli:kion?
Anti Misba: because I want to start a side business
By:
wahabi
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