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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Height of Confidence
    Height of Confidence:

    A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
    Break in front of a Bus:

    And Shouts at the bus Driver

    "Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Khamoshi K Faiday
    Master sahib ne Students ko khamoshi k faidey bataye:
    Aur unse pocha:

    Jo shakhas musalsal bolta ho or kisi ko bolne ka Mouka na de use hum kya kahen ge?

    Peche se Awaz ayi:

    "MASTER SAHIB"


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Dagha Pusta Maa Wala Dai
    Ek MAHAJIR
    Dagha Pusta Maa Waala Dai
    Pahta Day Rora Laka Ma Daza Laka Bagora
    Zamaan Kulli Chzo Daish.
    HAHAHA. :-D
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    Oye Pathano ne Bhi Hamary Latify nikal liye Hain. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Samajh Aaya Kuch?
    Shakespeare Said:
    "Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."



    Samajh Aaya Kuch?


    Nahi Na?



    Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...

    Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Be Positive Yaar 
     .*""* . * ""*.
    *  Dil  ki    *
     * Gehraiyon  *
      *... se.. *
         *...*


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    Lanat Ho.

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    Un par Jo Aapka Bura Chahtay Hain.

    Be Positive Yaar.


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Kanwari Nahi Unmarried
    Interviewr: Kya Aap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?


    Actress Meera: Ji Nahi! Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Michael Jackson ko SMS
    It is my fault:

    Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

    Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

    "I Don't Love You"

    Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)


  By: Smart   Send To Mobile
  • Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samy
    Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

    Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

    Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


    Dhanyawad!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Zaban Bolny Wala Tota
    Ek Aadmi ne Zoo Mai 3 Zabaane bolne wala Tota (Parrot) dekha:

    Jo English, Urdu Aur Sindhi bolta tha.


    Usne 3 zabane check karne k liye us se puhcha:

    Who r u?
    Tota: I'm Parrot

    Admi: Aap kon ho?
    Tota: Mai Tota hun.

    Admi: Tu kair ayen?
    Tota: Tunjhi Maa jo yaar...
    Hikri dafa chayona Tota ayan, Samajh mai natho ache?


  By: Smart   Send To Mobile
  • Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi
    Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


    Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:




    Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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