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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • If Any Dog Attacks You
    If Any Dog Attacks You
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     jL

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    Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
    Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Taxi Meter
    Japanese Guy visited Pakistan & Took Taxi To go To Friend's House. On the way,

    Toyota Passed By.
    He told the Driver:
    Toyota, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.

    Then Honda Passed.
    He Again:
    Honda, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.

    Then For Prado,
    He again Gave Same Compliment.
    Taxi Driver got Angry.

    When Reached the Destination,

    Taxi driver:
    Rs.4,000 Please.

    Japanese:What? So much This Is.

    The Angry Driver Replied:

    Taxi Meter, Made in Pakistan Runs Very Fast.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Dulha Mil Gaya
    Hello Janu!

    Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

    Ok?

    Ready

    .
    .
    .

    Dulha Mil Gaya
    Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA 
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    Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

    Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

    "KHOTA TOYOTA"

    Model 2010

    Petrol ka Dushman,

    jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

    5 years Maintenance Free,

    Sponsered by:

    Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Team Ki Shikast
    BREAKING NEWS
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    .
    .
    .
    Pakistani Team Ki Shikast ki Zimmedari

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    .
    .

    Tehreek-e-Taliban Ne Qabool Kerli Hai.
    "ABDUL REHMAN MALIK"...
    Interior Minister.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Sweet To Main Hon
    Mango,
    Orange,
    Apple &
    Banana,

    Which is Sweet?

    Guess?

    Don't Know?

    Ye Sab sweet nahi Fruit Hain..

    Sweet
    to
    Main hooooon.

     (',')/
     /) (
     _/ ยก_


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mohabat Pehli Baar Ho
    Mohabat Pehli Baar Ho To "Bhola Pan"

    Doosri Baar Ho To "Apna Pan"

    Teesri Baar Ho To "Deewana Pan"

    Aur Agar Bar Bar Ho To
    .
    O Hello! "Banda Ban"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Idiots Made 315 Crors
    3 Idiots Made 315 Crors in 19 days:

    It Could Have Been 500 Crors in the Same Time.

    If Kareena Even for Once Said:

    Jahan-Panah Tussi Great Ho.
    Tohfa Qabool Karo. :-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Banazir Bhutto Murder Case
    Pakistan Investigations Aur Scotland Yard ki Nakami k Baad,
    Banazir Bhutto Murder Case
    Ab Sony T.V ki C.I.D Team ko De Diya Gaya Hai.


    Umeed Hai K

    Ab ye Case Ek Ghante Main Hall Hojaye Ga. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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