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Memon Ka Hisaab



1 Memon se Marny k Baad Farishty Ne Pucha:

Koi Naiki ki thi Duniya Main?

Memon: Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha,
1 Masjid Main 1 Lota Rakhwaya tha,
1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay Diye thay.

Farishtay ne Kaha: Ye Lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakar Aur Dozakh Main chal Shabash. :-)



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