Man Was Smoking at Airport
Once a Man Was Smoking at Airport
A Gentleman arrive n ask him:
Ek din mei kitni Cigarette p Lete ho?
Man: Why?
Gentleman: Agar Tum Ab Tak Zindagi Mai Cigarette P Kharach Kiye Paise bachaty to Samney Khara hua Plane Tumhara hota.
Man: To kia Woh Plane Aapka Hai?
Gentleman: Nahi
Man: Thanks Sir for your advice.
Woh Plane Mera He Hai.
Moral: Ziyada Bhashan Dene Se Kachi Ho Jati Hai. :-)
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