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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Muhabbat Ishq aur Pyaar
    MUHABBAT, ISHQ Aur PYAR

    Ye 3 Cheezain Har Toofaan ka Mukabla Kar Sakti Hain.

    Magar 1 Cheez in Sab ko Khatam Kar Sakti Hai.

    Aur Wo Hai

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    "Ammi ki Chappal" :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Konsa Aisa Word Hai
    Wo Konsa Aisa Word hai Jiska Meaning na to Dunya ki koi Zabaan Mai hai.
    Aur na He Latest se Latest Dictionary Mai Milega?

    Lekin Bolte Phir Bhi Sab Hain.

    Zara Sochiye







    PONKA. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Think Like Pakistani
    An old Lady, a Girl, a Pakistani & Indian boy were Traveling in a train.
    A tunnel Came & it got Completely Dark.
    Suddenly a Kiss sound & a slap sound was heard.
    When the Tunnel Ended, Indian boy's cheek was Red Due to Slap.

    He was Thinking, Pakistani boy Must have Kissed Girl & she Slaped me instead of him.

    Old lady was Thnking that Indian boy have Kissed Girl & Got Slap.

    Girl was Thinking that any of the boy was trying to Kiss Me But kissed the lady & got slaped from her.

    Pakistani boy was Thinking,"If a Tunnel comes again, he will produce a kiss sound & again slap the Indian guy."

    Be PAKISTANI AND THINK LIKE A PAKISTANI :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sadqa Govt ko chala gya ......
    Sheikh ne Bivi ka 15 rupy Sadqa utara or Us 15 rupy men 85 dal k Card load karwa lia, Bivi: Ye Kya kia? Sheikh: Sadqa Govt ko chala gya Balnce Mery pas aa gya,:-)


  By: qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Ap ke pass "Mehnga "Mobile hai
    Aap k"Chehre"pe Noor ki"Smile"hai

    Ap ke pass "Mehnga "Mobile hai

    Ap k"Inbox"main sMs ki" Lambi File"hai

    Par"sMs"nahi karte kia "Faqeero"wala "Style hai.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao
    Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
    Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
    Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.

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    Student: Adnan Sami. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
    Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

    2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.

    1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.

    Or Doosra,

    Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi
    Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai

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    Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.

    To Ek Kaam Karen.

    1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.

    Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga. :-)


  By: Coupon n Coupons   Send To Mobile
  • Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof
    Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:

    Wow Man What a Great View...

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    Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
    Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Tell Me Ur Name in English
    Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


    Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

    Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


    Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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