Jawan Hone ki Dawai
Maa: Beta America se Mery Liye Jawan Hone ki Dawai Bhajna.
Bety Ne America se Capsol Bhajy or kaha 1 se Ziyada nhi Khana.
Jub beta America se Wapas Aaya to Dekha
Ghar Main 1 Khubsurat Larki Ghoom Rahi Hai.
Beta: Tum Kon Ho?
Men Teri Maa Hon.
Beta: Abba Kahan Hain?
Maa: Unho ne 2 Kha Liye Thy Wo Jhooly Men So Rahy Hain. :-)
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