American & Pakistani
American: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
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Pakistani: 1,Maah mein,
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American: Ye Hamary Mulk mein to 2,weeks mein ban jati hai,
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Thora agay jany k bad phir poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
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Pakistani: Sirf 2,weeks mein,
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American: Hamary Mulk mein to 3,Days mein ban jati hai,
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Habib-Bank Plaza k pas se Guzry to American ne poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
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Pakistani (Ghussy se): Pata Nahi Subha to Nahi Thi.!!
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