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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Sab Se Ziada Kitaben
    Teacher:
    Sab Se Ziada Kitaben Kis Musannif Ne Likhi Hain?

    Student:
    Sir! Khatam Shud Ne, Kyun K Har Kitab K Akhir Me
    Isi Ka Naam Likha Hota Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Machar Marne Ka Tareeqa
    Machar Marne Ka jaded aur aasan tariqa

    Cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture machar ko dein

    Mixture khatay he wo pani ki talash main niklega

    Jaise he wo water tank k paas jaye usay dhaka de 2

    Wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye aag k paas jaye ga

    Usi waqt aap aag mein bomb phenk dein

    Wo buri tarhan zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jaye ga

    Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein

    Machar mar jaye ga.

    Thanx ki zarorat nhe its my pleasure.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pepsi Nuqsan Deti Hai?
    Teacher:
    Batao Pepsi Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

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    Student:
    Agar Koi Pila De To Faida,
    Agar Pilani Pare To Nuqsan. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Insan Ki Kab Hat'ti Hai?
    Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada
    Kab Hat'ti Hai?

    Guess Karo...

    Nahi Pata?

    Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,
    Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,
    Or
    Koi Aa Kar Keh De.



    "China" Ka Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Every Girl's Poem
    Every Girl's Poem:


    Husband Mera Aisa ho,
    Wallet me jiske paisa ho,
    Lambi jiski height ho,
    Gusse ka wo lite ho,
    Jab Saas se meri Fight ho,
    Kahe Jaanu tum hi Right ho.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher To Bangali Student
    Teacher To Bangali Student Se:

    Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao

    "My Brother Can't Cook."





    Bengali:

    "Hamare Bhai Ko Pokhana Nai Aata" :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Think Zara hat Kay
    Thought of The Day...

    "Garmi or Bey-Izzati Jitni
    Mehsoos karo ge Utni Lage Gi"

    So

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    Be Brave and Be Besharam


    Enjoy the life.

    Think Zara hat Kay.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • University Ki Larkiyo K Naam
    Q: University Mai Saari Larkiyon K Kitne Naam Hote Hain?

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    Ans- Sirf 4,

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    1. Meri Waali,
    2. Teri Waali,
    3. Meri Bhabhi,
    4. Teri Bhabhi. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Ladkiyo Ko Cherta Hai
    Hathi Cheentiyo K Swimming Pool Mai Ja Gira
    To Saari Cheentiya Bahar Nikal Aayin.

    Ek Cheenti Haathi ki Peeth par Charh Gayi
    To Doosri Boli Daba De Saley Ko

    Ladkiyo Ko Cherta Hai. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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