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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Kisi zamanay me ek Badshah hua
Kisi zamanay me ek Badshah hua kerta tha,
Uske 2 betay thay. Ek ka naam Haris Bin Waleed,
or doosray ka Nasir Bin Waleed tha.
Dono khubsoorat nojawan thay jo apny walid k
naqsh e qadam per chalty or uska hukum manty thy.
Iski waja ye thi k jab inki Maa inteqaal ker rahi thi
to usny wasiyyat ki k apny baap ka kaha man'na or uski
hidayat pe chalna.
Ek roz un k walid ny dono ko bulaya or khud ek kony me
beth gaya or dono se kehny laga :
"Mere beto, ek sawal ka jawab do gy..?"
Dono ny kaha : Ji Abba Jan bilkul.
to walid ny kaha : Ye batao is Ramazan me bhi
Pepsi 65 ki ho gi ya nahi...?
Ghor se perhny ka shukriya.
Pakistan k farigh awaam ko mera salam...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Information about girl after marriage
Aik larki ki shadi hoe
chand din bad husband se fight ho gae
wife: agr tmhari jagah sheetan se shadi krti to woh bhi acha husband sabet hota
husband masoomiat se yeh sub kuch sunta raha
Husband: Islam behn bhai ki shadi ki ejazat nahi daita
By:
LAGHARI
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Saien to Saien
Saien k Ghar k Bahar board laga hua tha,,
"Wife M.sc and Husband F.sc"
Kisi ny Saien se poocha:
Aapki wife itni educated or
Aap q nahi??
Saien ny kaha :
Matlab to ek h hai,,
M.sc
Mother of seven children
F.sc
Father of seven children.
Saien to Saien ,,
Saien ki digree bhi Saien...:-0
By:
Naghma Khan
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Gujjar to his Son
Gujjar to his Son :
Puttar tu fail hoya ya pass,
Me tenu MotorCycle zarur le k dena aye..
Son :
O Ji O Abba! Kush kita aye,
Gujjar : Aaho Puttar! jay pass hoya te Honda 125,
Jay fail hoya te Yamaha..
Son :
Aye kiun..?
Gujjar :
Honda college jaan layi, Te
Yamaha doodh wechan layi.....:-(
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Girl sharmatay huway
Girl : Dad! samny walon ka larka
mujhy bohat tang kerta hai..
Dad : Me usay police k hawalay karwata hun,
ta k usay sakht saza milay..
Girl : No Dad! me to usay is se bhi
sakht saza dena chahti hun,,
Dad : Kia..?
Girl sharmatay huway : Dad aap meri us se
shadi ker den..
Dad : Wah Beti! intaqam leny me tum bilkul
apni Maa per gai ho....:-)
By:
Saba Qureshi
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Jo in dono se Bach jaye
Kisi ko ISHQ ki tarap maar deti hai
Kisi ko piyaar ki narmi maar deti hai,,
Aur
Jo in dono se Bach jaye
Usay
JUNE, JuLY ki Germi maar deti hai...
Wah wah wah wah.....:-)
"Happy June, July with Load Shading"
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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