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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Biryani
    Kiya pata na dekh paun Kal ka Sooraj

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    Ho sakta hai kal sara din

    Barish ka Mosam rahy...!!

    Han han Tum log to Biryani k

    chakkar me hi rehna...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Molvi
    Wife : Suno G! Jis Molvi ny hamara

    Nikkah parhaya tha, Wo aaj mar gaya hai..

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    Husband : Bas G! Buray kaam da bura nateeja...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 mendak nikal ker bola
    Hum to aisay hi udaas bethay

    Paani me patther maar rahy thy,

    1 mendak nikal ker bola,

    Paani me to aa,

    Teri udaasi utaarun Saalay,

    Apni wali k chakkar me,

    Meri Wali ka Sar Phaar dia...:-(


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • O Teri
    Hum Diye per hath rakh k Kasam khatay hen

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    k hum aaj se apko SMS ker k

    pareshan nahi keren ge...


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    \__/

    O Teri Khair

    Diya bujh gaya

    Program cancel ...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Google
    Akbar : Batao k hum dushman ko kyun nahi

    dhoond pa rahy hen?

    Senapati : Kyun k Maharaj,

    Hum Mughal hen, Google nahi...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Molvi Sahab TV per
    Molvi Sahab TV per Fashion Show dekh

    rahy thay..

    Sath betha Aadmi: Molvi Sahab Aap bhi..?

    Molvi Sahab : Yaqeen mano,

    Nafrat ki nigahon se dekh raha hun..;-0


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tu sab mere Shoher ko de de
    "Wife ki Dua"

    Allah Pak mere Husband ko

    taraqqi de,

    Dolat de,

    Car de,

    Bangla de,

    Mujhy kuch nahi chahiye, Tu sab mere Shoher ko de de,,
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    Us se lena mera kaam hai..

    Aameen


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 1 lambi rassi lo
    Agar Zindagi me bohat pereshan ho jao to

    1 lambi rassi lo or 1 darakht per

    baandh k,
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    Jhoola jhoolo

    Enjoy ker pagal,

    Zindagi Qeemti hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile jab naya aaya tha
    Mobile jab naya aaya tha tab us me Mehbooba

    jesi kashish thi,

    Per ab ye B.V jesa lagta hai,

    Jis se bohat Be'zaar hony k bawajood bhi

    Alag nahi reh sakty......;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Robber to Imran Khan
    Robber to Imran Khan : Give me your Money.

    Imran Khan : I am Politician don't you know?

    Robber : Okay! Give me my Money...:-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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