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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Sarah aur Babblu
Sara ne babblu ko devar k piche dekha tu pucha:
"Tum Babblu ho"
Babblu: Han mei babblu hun
Sara ne babblu ko darakht ke piche dekha tu poocha:
"Tum babblu ho"
babblu: han mei Babblu hu
Sara ne babblu ko darvaze k piche dekha tu poocha:
"Tum Babblu ho"
Babblu:Han mei babblu hu
"Ab SUSU krne do ge k nhe"
By:
Maha Abro
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Newton's fist law of
Newton's fist law of "chichora pan"
Every chichora continues to do chichorapan until a
Chammat and sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is
strucked on him by a lovely girl.
This force is called bezati,
which is directly propotional to sharmindagi,
If ghairat remains constant.....:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kuch to garbar hai
Larka or larki ek doosry se bohat pyaar
kerty thy,
Larki hamesha larky se kehti k
"Tum mera dil ho or me apny dil k bagher nhi
reh sakti.."
Kuch din baad,
larki ne kaha k wo us se shadi nhi ker sakti
Q K us k ghar waley nhi maanty,
Larka : "Me tumhari or tuhari family ki khushi
me khush hun.."
Kuch arsey k baad larki ki shadi hui,
Jab us ne apny gifts dekhny shuroo kiye to
us me us larky ka bhi gift tha,
Usny gift khola or chillana shuroo ker dia,
Q K ek bottle me larky ka Dil band tha
"Larky ne Suicide kia ya Murder hua ?
"Q K ager suicide kia to heart pack kis ne kia ?
Janny k liye dekhiye *C.I.D*"
Kuch to garbar hai Daya......:-))
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Kaha gaye thy
Frustrated professional life :
Boss : Kaha gaye thy ?
Employee : Baal katwany..
Boss : Office hours me ?
Employee : Baal barhay bhi to office hours me hi hain…
Boss : Ghar me bhi to barhtay hain ?
Employee : Ganja ho ker to nhi aya hun,
Jitny office me barhay thay, Utnay hi
katwaaey hain…..:-D*:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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