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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Difference between Saali and Wife
What is the difference between Saali and Wife?
Saali is Beauty and wife is Duty
Saali is Pension and wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy and Wife is Vehmi
Saali is patakha and wife is Dhamaka
Saali is cool and wife is fool
Saali is tooti fruity and wife is Kismat footi
Saali is fresh cake and wife is Earth quake...!! :-) :-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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Do dost kahen safar per ja rahe they
Do dost kahen safar per ja rahe they,
Raste main rat ho gai, wo tent laga kr so gay.
Adhi rat ko ek ki ankh khuli to us ne dosre ko jaga kar kaha:
Asman ki taraf dekh kar batao tumhain kya nazar aa raha hai.
Wo bola : Bohat sare sitare.
Pehla wala bola : Is se kya pata chalta hai.
2nd friend : Yehi k asman khubsurat lag raha hai or roshni b hai.
Pehla dost kuch der k liye kamosh raha Or phir bola :
Saley sada tent koi la k le gya ay..
By:
Rabia Naz
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Ek admi apne tangey pe sawar
Ek admi apne tangey pe sawar ek jagah se guzra
to us ne dekha ek bohra shakhs ghaans kha raha tha.
Admi us ke pass gaya aur pocha,...
Baba App ghaans kiyon kha rahe ho,
Bohra bola : Mere pas khaney ke liye paise nahen hain.
Admi :Chalo mere sath tangey main betho.
Bohra bola : Meri ek BV aur ek beta bi hae .
Admi un ko bhi sath lelo.
Bohra khush hoke bola : Sahib aap bohat ache aur nek ho.
Admi : Baba koi bat nahen,
mere gar ki ghaans 3 foot lambi ho gaye hae
is liye aap logon ko le ja raha hoon.
By:
Naila Soomro
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Ek Murgha diwaar pe betha
Ek Murgha diwaar pe betha apny malik ko
dekh raha tha, jisy bohat tez bukhar tha..,
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Malik ki Wife us k paas a ker boli :
Aap k liye Chicken soup bana dun?
Murgha ghabra ker bola;
Ek waari Panadol de k v wekh le...:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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