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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Special Totkay
Special Totkay
1- Agar aap k pao'n ki Erhiyan phat jaen or koi
cold cream asar na kery to Aap sui dhaaga le ker see len..
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2- Agar aap k haath me bohat dard hai to
Hathori len or zor se pao'n pe maaren, Yaqeen
keren aap hath ka dard bhool jaen gy..
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3- Agar aap k daant me keera lag jaye to
1 se 2 hafty tak kuch mat khaen, Keera ander hi bhook
se mer jaye ga...
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4- Agar aap ko raat me neend nhi aati to Ankhon
me 1 drop Elfi daal len, Aap ko neend bhi achi aaye gi
or Subha aankh bhi nhi khuley gi......:-):(
By:
Naila Soomro
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Mujhy Aap ko ye bataty howy bohat khushi
Salam ...Kia haal hai?
Me thik hun. Mujhy Aap ko ye bataty howy
bohat khushi or fakhar mehsoos ho raha hai k
Allah k fazal-o-Karam or waldein ki duaaon or
Aap jesy doston ki mohabbat or hosla afzaai ki
badolat aaj mera,
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KHARBOOZA
Metha nikla hai..
Msg ko ghor se parhny ka shukriya.....:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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ORIGINAL DON
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain
magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nahi namumkin b hai
Q K
DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Larke k Dant Bare hain
Chunti or Hathi me Piyar hogaya
Dono ne 7 marne jinay ki Kasmey khai or
Ek din Hathi ne Chunti ko purpose kar hi dia.
Chunti ne kaha k me Apne Ghar walon se puch k
ap ko jawab dongi
Or
kuch Din bad chunti ne Hathi ko mana kar dia
ye keh kar k ammi keh rahi hain k
"log kia Bolnge k Larke k Dant Bare hain"....:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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