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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Special Totkay
    Special Totkay

    1- Agar aap k pao'n ki Erhiyan phat jaen or koi

    cold cream asar na kery to Aap sui dhaaga le ker see len..
    .
    2- Agar aap k haath me bohat dard hai to

    Hathori len or zor se pao'n pe maaren, Yaqeen

    keren aap hath ka dard bhool jaen gy..
    .
    3- Agar aap k daant me keera lag jaye to

    1 se 2 hafty tak kuch mat khaen, Keera ander hi bhook

    se mer jaye ga...
    .
    4- Agar aap ko raat me neend nhi aati to Ankhon

    me 1 drop Elfi daal len, Aap ko neend bhi achi aaye gi

    or Subha aankh bhi nhi khuley gi......:-):(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Aap ko ye bataty howy bohat khushi
    Salam ...Kia haal hai?

    Me thik hun. Mujhy Aap ko ye bataty howy

    bohat khushi or fakhar mehsoos ho raha hai k

    Allah k fazal-o-Karam or waldein ki duaaon or

    Aap jesy doston ki mohabbat or hosla afzaai ki

    badolat aaj mera,
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    KHARBOOZA

    Metha nikla hai..

    Msg ko ghor se parhny ka shukriya.....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Meri shadi kisi molvi naal
    Ek bibi janat mai gai us ny frishty sy kaha :

    Meri shadi kisi molvi naal hi karayo..

    Frishta bola:

    Sabar kr ley bibi pehly kisy molvi nu jannat vich aan te dey..


  By: sobia khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • ORIGINAL DON
    ORIGINAL DON:

    DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

    magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nahi namumkin b hai


    Q K



    DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Mirasi k ghar gas ka bill
    Ek Mirasi k ghar gas ka bill

    50000 a gaya,

    Wo gas office gaya or officer se bola :

    " Mola khush rakhy tusi manu ay daso,

    K Dozakh di aag mere meter noo tu badly ay.."


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Allama Iqbal aur KESC
    Allama Iqbal aur KESC me ek cheez common hai...

    Dono ka ek hi kaam hai...

    Soi hui qaum ko jagaana...!


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Aap k liye Kaddu Sharif pakwalun
    Molvi (Mehman se):

    Aap k liye Kaddu Sharif pakwalun?

    Mehman :

    "Gunahgar Insan hun Kaddu Sharif k

    qabil nhi hun, Esa keren k

    Ek Begherat sa Murgha pakwa den...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Larke k Dant Bare hain
    Chunti or Hathi me Piyar hogaya

    Dono ne 7 marne jinay ki Kasmey khai or

    Ek din Hathi ne Chunti ko purpose kar hi dia.

    Chunti ne kaha k me Apne Ghar walon se puch k

    ap ko jawab dongi
    Or

    kuch Din bad chunti ne Hathi ko mana kar dia

    ye keh kar k ammi keh rahi hain k

    "log kia Bolnge k Larke k Dant Bare hain"....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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