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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Dada or Dadi
Ek Dada or Dadi ny apni jawan k dino ko taza kerny ka socha.
Unhon ny faisla kiya k hum phir se
Darya k kinaray milen gy.
Dada tayyar shayyar ho ker baal bana ker
or hath me phool le ker Darya k kinaray
pohanch gaya
or Taza thandi hawaun me intezar kerny laga...
Bohat intezar kiya lekin Dadi nahi aai.
Dada ko ohat ghussa aya.
Jab wo wapas gher pohncha to dekha k
Dadi kursi per bethi muskura rahi thi.
Dada ghussay se : Tum aai Q nahi?
Dadi shermatay huway : "A mmi ny jany nahi diya..;-)"
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Naya Pakistan
12 din se Naya Pakistan ban raha hai,
2 Mistri lagay huway hen,
Imran Khan or Tahir ul Qadri.
Or baqi 10 Hazar Mazdoor hen.
Dekho kab tak ban jaye ga....:-(
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Inqalaab
Raat ko soty waqt do chammach ispaghol,
1 glass doodh k saath leny se
subha Inqalaab aajata hai....:-)
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"Zubeda Aapa k Inqalaabi Totkay"
By:
Maha Abro
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Me mar jaun gi
Biwi : Me mar jaun gi.
Shoher : Me bhi mar jaun ga.
Biwi : Me to beemar hun, tum q maro gy?
Shoher : Mujh se itni khushi
bardasht nahi hogi....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Jija or Saali sunsan jungle se
Jija or Saali sunsan jungle se ja rahy thy.
Saali :
"Jija ji! kahen aap is moqay ka
faida utha ker mere sath zabardasti to nahi keren gy?"
Jija :
"Dekhti nahi mere ek hath me bakri or danda hai,
or dusray hath me
rassi or balti hai. me kese kuch ker sakta hun?"
Saali :
"Q nahi ker sakty. Ager danda zameen me
gaar ker rassi se bakri ko bandh do,
or
balti ulta ker murghy k ooper rakh do
to
aap sab kuch ker sakty ho.
Mujhy to aap se bohat darr lag raha hai...:-P:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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