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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Jab roty hen
    Jab roty hen to koi haal tak nahi poochta

    Thora sa hans le to gher waly kehty hen,
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    "Kehri Maa da Message aya Ae"....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Very Interesting
    (Very Interesting)

    "Paani me gai hui Bhans

    Or

    Shopping Mall me gai hui Aurat

    kabhi jaldi bahar nahi ati...";-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi
    Jungle me Sher ki shadi ho rahi thi,

    to achanak ek Chuha barat k agay nachnay laga,

    Sher ny us se kaha : Tum Q naach rahy ho?
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    Chuha : Shadi se pehlay me bhi

    Sher hua kerta tha....:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • kabhi Haar na mano
    Zindagi me kabhi Haar na mano,

    Apni life me itnay agay barho,

    itnay agay barho,

    k

    agay wala ruk k kahy,
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    Ja tu pehlay dafa ho ja...:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Hasti
    Teacher Mothers day per Pathan se :

    Batao Maa Kesi hasti hai???

    Pathan : Hahahahahaha aisy hasti hai...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Joray
    Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...1

    K

    Beshak joray Aasman per bantay hen,,

    Lekin..
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    Setting PTI k jalson me kerni perti hai....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek larka apny hath per
    Ek larka apny hath per Blade se Larki ka naam

    likh raha tha, Achanak zor zor se rony laga.

    Dost : Itna piyar kerty ho to roty Q ho??
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    Larka : Spelling ghalat ho gaye Yaar!

    Rehana Malik ki jaga

    "Rehman Malik" likh diya hai....:-(


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Larky Walay
    Larky Walay Larki k gher aaye or pucha : Larki ko

    kuch ata bhi hai?

    Larki ki Maa : Han G! Masha Allah sari Simo k

    Call packages baa asani ker leti hai...:-0


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Admi apny dost se
    Admi apny dost se :

    "Me apni bivi se tang aachuka hun,

    Do din pehly us ny mujh se 2 hazar rupay mangay,

    Or aaj 4 hazar rupay..."

    Dost : Wo itny pason ka kiya kerti hai?

    Admi : Pata nahi ! Ye to shayad tab pata chalta'

    Jab me ny usay paisy diye hotay..."


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek khushhaal Taajir ko
    Ek khushhaal Taajir ko kisi mamuli jurm me

    2 hafta qaid ki saada saza ya 5 hazar rupay

    Jurmanay ki saza sunai gai.

    Taajir ny qaid ki saza ko qubool kia.

    Us ka ek qareebi dost heran reh gaya,

    Us ny kaha : Jurmana ada q nahi ker detay'

    Aisi bhi kia kanjoosi.


    Taajir : "Ary bhai kanjoosi ki baat nahi hai,

    Darasal aaj hi hamary Bawarchi ny chutti li hai,

    Gher per rahun ga to Bivi k haath ka paka hua

    khana, khana peray ga"...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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