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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Larkiyon ki Ajeeb Aadat
    Larkiyon ki Ajeeb Aadat:

    Tayyar hony k liye Parlor jana hai,

    Or

    Parlor jany k liye bhi

    Tayyar hona hai.


    Wah Wah

    Taliyaan..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kidnaper phone per
    Kidnaper phone per : Teri Bivi

    mere Qabze me hai,

    Suboot k liye us ki 2 ungliyan

    bhijwa di hen...!


    Husband : Suboot pakka nahi hai,

    Zuban bhej Zuban...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Larki ko purpose kerny ka
    Larki ko purpose kerny ka behtareen Tareeqa!

    Samandar per le jao,

    Ship me bithao,

    Samandar k beech me le jao,

    Phir kaho:

    Mujh se Shadi ker,

    Warna Utar...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Wo kon sa kaam hai
    Wo kon sa kaam hai jis me Insaan ko

    Rahat or Lanat ek sath milti hai.

    Socho

    Nahi pata

    ,

    ,

    Wait
    ,
    ,
    ,

    (",)
    _/\\
    /),,,,, Pooooooon
    _!!


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Bivi ko kis ny merwaya
    Zardari : Meri Bivi ko kis ny merwaya?

    Najumi : Us ka naam Z se shuroo hota hai.


    Zardari : Main soch bhi nahi sakta tha k

    Zubeda Aapa mujhy paany k liye iss had tak

    ja sakti hen....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aap ka kutta to Sher jesa
    Doctor : Aap ka kutta to Sher jesa lagta hai

    kia khilatay ho?

    Admi : Ye kameena Sher hi hai,

    Jab se Imran ny astifa manga hai to shakal

    Kuttay jesi ho gai hai...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu baar baar apna
    Pappu baar baar apna facebook
    ka Password bhool jata tha.
    .
    .
    .
    Usne socha mein facebook ka
    pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na
    bhoolu..
    Fir usne apna password rakha
    "INCORRECT"
    .
    .
    Ab jab bhi woh galat password
    enter karta Facebook usey khud
    bata deta
    Your password is "Incorrect "
    Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Bakra or Kutta
    Ek Charsi ny apny doston ki dawat ka

    program banaya.

    Apny hi gher se us ny raat ko Bakra chori kiya,

    or doston ki khoob dawat ki.

    Subha jab ghar pohncha to dekha k

    Bakra to ghar hi me ghoom raha hai.

    Us ny herat se apni Biwi se poocha :

    "Ye bakra kahan se aa gaya?"


    Biwi Boli : "Bakray ko goli maro,..

    Ye batao, raat ko Kuttay ko kahan chorr aaye ho..?"


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tabdeeli
    Husband : Me tumhen chorr ker dusri shadi

    kerun ga.

    Wife : Magar Q?

    Husband : Imran Khan ny kaha hai k

    Khush haali k liye tabdeeli zaruri hai...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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