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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Pagal tha
    Ek Pagal tha , SMS parh raha tha,

    Usay Pata hai k usay pagal kaha

    Phir bhi sms parh raha tha,

    Kia kerta pagal jo tha

    Abhi bhi Muskura raha hai

    Q k pagal jo hai...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Khudkushi kerny k tareeqay
    Ek Admi library gaya or kaha:

    "Mujhy Khudkushi kerny k tareeqay wali

    book chahiye."

    Librarian ny usay Ghhoor k dekha or kaha:
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    Maama wapas tera Piyo keray?...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek electric Taar ko dusray
    Ek electric Taar ko dusray electric taar se

    piyaar ho jata hai,

    To aap is piyaar ko kia naam dengay?
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    Socho socho
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    Arey
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    CURRENT AFFAIR...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Girl friend ki shadi ka card
    Girl friend ki shadi ka card mila,

    Thori takleef to hui, phir socha

    jaenge zarur...

    \(,")/
    ( )
    _/ /_

    Mohabbat apni jaga, or

    Biryaani apni jaga...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Bas itna hi kaha tha k
    Bas itna hi kaha tha k

    Hum barson k piyaasy hen..
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    Us ny moo me pipe daal ker

    Motor chala dia..

    (,")
    <()> Hadd ho gai
    _//_ Yaar...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Girl friend time pe na badlo to
    Khansi ki dawa na piyo to wo

    T.B ban jati hai,
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    Wah wah wah
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    Or
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    Girl friend time pe na badlo to wo

    B.V ban jati hai..


    (,")/
    <)( Wah Zalim
    _//_ Kia keh Doa


    Mehfil hi Loot Li...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek aisa Waqiya jisy sun ker
    Ek aisa Waqiya jisy sun ker Insaan ki Rooh kaanp jaati

    hai, Magar zaalimo k hath na kaanpy.

    Sukkur k Elaaqy New Pind me 2 saal ka masoom bacha

    jo abhi theek se bol bhi nahi sakta tha,

    Wo hath jorta raha uski chikhon se asmaan laraz utha,

    Uski chikhain agar maa sun leti to uska kaleja

    phat jata, Magar us k sagay baap or bhai ny

    us ki ek na suni or usay

    GANJA kerwa dia.

    Germiyan Mubarak

    Ghor se perhny ka shukriya..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chonk uthay neend
    Be saakhta Chonk uthay neend se..

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    Kisi ny shararat se keh dia,

    Suno..!

    "WO" milny aai hai...!!

    Good Morning


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mehmaano k aany se pehly
    Mehmaano k aany se pehly agar kaala namak,

    Mooli k parathay or Chanay ki daal ka Halwa

    kha k bethen to mehmaan jaldi chalay jaatay hen,

    or dubaara nahi aatay.....:-)

    Zubeda Aapa k Totkay


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Baap beti se
    Baap beti se :
    Bari ho ker kia bano gi..??

    Beti :

    Maan banu gi,
    Shadi kerun gi,
    Perhun gi.

    Baap : Jo marzi kerna,

    Bas zara taryeeb seedhi rakhna..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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