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Gujjar to his Son



Gujjar to his Son :

Puttar tu fail hoya ya pass,

Me tenu MotorCycle zarur le k dena aye..


Son :

O Ji O Abba! Kush kita aye,

Gujjar : Aaho Puttar! jay pass hoya te Honda 125,

Jay fail hoya te Yamaha..


Son :

Aye kiun..?


Gujjar :

Honda college jaan layi, Te

Yamaha doodh wechan layi.....:-(



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