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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Cockroach ka merny se pehly
    Ek Cockroach ka merny se pehly

    apnny Qaatil se akhri alfaz :

    "Aao mujhy maar dalo Buzdil insan,

    Tum mujh se jalty ho,

    QK tumhari BV tum se nahi,

    Mujh se Darti hai.....":-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Enjoy The Germi
    Us ne hum se poocha batao

    Mousam kesa hai tumhary Shehar ka..?
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    Hum ny mukhtasir kaha :
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    Chootarr dho raha hun,

    Lotay me Baraf daal kay...:-)

    Enjoy The Germi


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Dua Kero Zalimo
    Najany Q magar ab Dil chahta hai k...

    Wafa ko Aag lag jaye...

    Mohabbat Baarr mejaye...

    Bas,

    Barish ho or Garmi kam ho jaye.....:-)

    Dua Kero Zalimo


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ab to Saaray Jahan me Hoga
    Yahan bhi Hoga

    Wahan bhi Hoga

    Ab to Saaray Jahan me Hoga


    Kyaaaaa?????




    (,")
    _/((\_
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    Sooji Ka Halwa Halwa Halwa

    Shab e Barat Mubarak


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Batao na Janu
    Pakistan Q itni Mushkilat me hai..?

    Because

    2% People are busy in study

    5% in Job

    Only 3% are Playing Hokkey Cricket etc..

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    Other 90% are Busy in playing Janu Janu

    Gud Morning Janu

    Gud Night Janu

    Jee Janu

    I Love U Janu

    Kesy ho Janu

    Plz bolo na Janu

    Aaj Ao na Janu

    Call uthao na Janu

    Me Mar jaon ga Janu

    I Miss U Janu

    Reply kero na Janu


    Kya aisa Mulk taraqqi keray ga..??
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    Batao na Janu..???


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Breaking News
    Breaking News

    Orangi Town k Elaqay Bangla Bazar k Qareeb..
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    Machis Bomb Pthnay se..
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    4 Bachay Kush ho gaye,

    Aur

    Baqi Afrad ki Hat gaii.....:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek din ek Pagal Machli ka Shikar
    Ek din ek Pagal Machli ka Shikar kerny

    Jungle chala gaya..
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    Chor dy Dost, Tu bhi Pagal nikla..

    Machli ka Jungle me kia kaam...:-(


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aahista boliye
    Docter (Mareez k moainy k baad)

    "Ye purani beemari hai jo Apki

    Sehat aur Zehni sakoon ko

    Tabah o Barbad

    Ker rahi hai.

    Mareez : Aahista boliye!

    Woh Bahar hi bethi hai....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Shoes Dikhaaiye
    Lady : Shoes Dikhaaiye.

    Shopkeeper : Kitnay number ka?

    Lady : 36 number ka.

    Shopkeeper : Madam! Ghar se soch ker

    nikla kero k laina kia hai....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shab e Barat Aany wali hai
    Shab e Barat Aany wali hai,



    (") /
    /)(/ Ye Danda
    _//_ Dekha hai Naa?

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    Maar maar ker laal peela ker dunga,

    Ager kisi mafi wala Msg kia,,,

    Sara saal tum log badtameezi kerty ho,

    Phir kehty ho maaf ker do,

    Maaf ker do.....!

    Kisi ko maaf nahi kerun ga...

    Jo meri Dawat keray ga,

    Maafi usko milay gi Bus...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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