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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • HazRaaaaat
    HazRaaaaat,,,

    Kaan khol k Sun lo,

    Aaj se sub ne mery saath tameez se baat

    kerni hai...
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    Phir "Shab e Barat" me

    Mafiyan mangty phiro gy.....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kehty hen k is jahan me
    Kehty hen k is jahan me sabhi k liye

    kisi na kisi ko banaya gaya hai....

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    To kia meri wali 1965 ki Jang me

    Mar gai kia??

    (")
    /)(\
    <<

    Mil hi nahi Rahi....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • JAB bHAI lONDON ME
    JAB bHAI lONDON ME GIRAFTAR HO SAKTY HEN

    TO WO MERI mOHABBAT ME GIRAFTAR

    Q NAHI HO SAKTI???:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Wo sab kaam chor hen
    Malik Makan (Mazdoor se) : Dekho doosry Mazdoor bohat bohat

    Enten utha ker laty hen,,,

    Lekin tum sirf 6 Enten utha ker laty ho, Aakhir aisa Q?

    Mazdoor : Janab wo sab kaam chor hen,

    Doosra phera lagany se ji churaty hen...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Bacha Sipahi se
    Bacha Sipahi se : Janab maloom hota hai k

    aap bohat darpok hen...

    Sipahi : Wo Q?

    Bacha : Aap her waqt Bandooq jo sath liye phity hen...:-):-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Breaking News
    Breaking News

    Adnan Sami apni building kay 10th floor se neechay gir gaye..

    ..aur..











    Tippa kha kay waapis ooper chalay gaye.

    Adnan Sami apni building kay 10th floor se neechay gir gaye..

    ..aur..











    Tippa kha kay waapis ooper chalay gaye.


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Sawaal
    1 Sawaal - - - - ?

    Pagal Tanhai me kia Mehsoos kerta hai ?
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    Zaruri nahi k abhi reply kero.
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    Jab B-) Mehsoos kerna

    Tab Bata Dena OK ......:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Procedure Follow Karna Parta Hai
    Customer to banker:
    Agar main Aaj Cheque Deposit Karwata hon to kitne din main Clear Hoga?

    Banker: Sir 2,3 Din Lagen Gey.

    Customer: Dono Banks Aamny Samnay hain phir itnay din kyon lagengy?

    Banker: Sir Procedure Follow Karna Parta Hai.

    For example agar aap Qabristaan k Bahar Accident main mar jaaty hain to,

    Pehlay aapko Ghar le kar jaengy Procedure follow karengy, Yaa wahin Dafna dengy?


    Customer: Lakh di lanat teri misaal tey. :->


  By: Samad   Send To Mobile
  • MAMU
    Jo dete hain larkiyon ko tohfay

    woh utha tay hai un k shaadi k sofay

    jo jatay hai un k peechay

    wo aatay hai un ki car k neechay

    jo kehte hai unko janu

    wo buntay hain un k bachoon k "MAMU"


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Theek hoga
    Jo
    Ho gaya
    Wo ho gaya
    Jo
    Hona hoga
    Wo hoga
    Aur jo
    Nahi hona hai
    Wo nahi hoga
    Kyun kay jo
    Hona hai
    Wo to
    Hoga hi hoga
    Ab dekhna hai
    Kay kya
    Hoga..?
    Aur
    Kya nahi
    Hoga
    Hone ko to
    Kuch bhi
    Hoga
    Yehi sochna hai
    Kay kya
    Hoga....?
    Agar
    Kuch hoga to
    Theek hoga
    Aur
    Nahi hoga
    To bhi
    Theek hoga
    Aur
    Theek nahi hoga
    To kuch
    Kaisay theek
    Hoga?
    Ab aap batao k
    Agay
    Kya hoga?
    Kisi
    Aur ko
    Tum, bhi..
    Bhejo
    Acchha...... Time
    Pass hoga...


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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