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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Cebal
    1 admi talwar liye masjid me gia or awaz lgai...

    aap me koi sacha muslim hen...

    1 buzrg boly me hon...

    admi inko bahir le gia or in k kadmo me bakra zebh kia...

    Phir Masjid me gia talwar se khun tipak raha ta log gabra gaye...

    wo bhola or koi sacha muslim hen...

    kisi ne awaz lagai mulve sab hen...

    mulve gussy se bhola kamina joht bol raha hen me to aylan karane aya tha k

    parson se cabel nai a raha...?

    hahahaha


  By: Arshad Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pagal
    Mental hospital k 1 room mein sab pagal dance kr

    rahe thy Bas 1 pagal chup tha.

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    Doctor samjha theek hogya, poocha dance q nhi kr rahe?
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    Pagal : Bewakoof main Dulha hoon...:-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sarak
    Socha tha k her Morr per tum ko Yaad

    karen gy,

    per?

    Per??

    Kambakhat puri Sarak hi seedhi thi,

    Koi Morr aya hi nahi...:-)..:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Password
    Kash wo jaan mang leti to wo bhi de dete

    Hansty hansty


    Magar Bewafa ny

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    Facebook ka Password mang liya...:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bharti
    Mohakma Police me bhartiya ho rahi thin.

    Ek Nabeena shakhs b wahan ja pohancha aur

    police inspector se kehny laga :

    "Janab mujhy bhi bharti ker len."


    Inspector herat se : Magar kis liye??


    Nabeena shakhs : Andha dhund Firing k liye...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Keera
    Agar aap k Daant me keera lag jaye to

    1,2 haftay tak kuch mat khaen piyen,

    keera ander hi bhooka mar jaye ga...:p


    Zubaida Aapa k Jaanleva Totkay..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Khat
    Heer : Wy Ranjhiya! menu koi aisa khat likh k

    me onu sari umer parhdi rawan.


    Ranjha :

    #*&^!)*&$%><:"&$#@(*>%&

    &^*%$*#@!%$^<>(*&>)(&^$#@*

    Le hun parhdi ray....:-p:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Instructions
    Pilot to Control Tower : This is IX 3127

    I'm 300 miles 4m land,

    600 feet over water with no fuel,

    Awaiting Instructions..

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    Control Tower : Contact Zubaida Aapa, Over....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kapray
    Is Germi ka Aalam Bas Itna Samajh Lijiye


    Kapray Dhoty hi Sookh jaty hen

    Aur Pehenty hi Geelay ho Jaty hen...:-):p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Paheliyan
    Zubaida Aapa k totkon aur Amir Liyaqat k

    Tukkon ki kamyabi k baad ab pesh hai,

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    Fahad Mustafa ki Paheliyan.

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    Wo kon sa Juice hai jo hum Pee nahi sakty??

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    To Jawab Hai,

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    Djuice

    Unique ki Bike aapki hui,,

    Thakki tiki Thakki Tiki Thakki Tiki

    ThaaaaaaaaA...:-D:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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