Arshad Soomro's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Arshad Soomro
Location: Rahim yar khan
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 13 Jul 2015
About Arshad Soomro:
love is life
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Arshad Soomro
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Nafsyati
Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,
"dost"
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Mat Dekh na. . . .
Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p
Category: Text Insults
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shadi
*Boht Pyari Baat*
Kbi Bhi Ye Na Socho K Hr Guzarta Din Zindgi Ka Din Km Krta Hai...
Bal K Ye Socho
Key
Hr Guzarta Din.
Shadi K Din Ko Kareeb Lata Hai...
(',')>O Teri Kher
<¡ ¡ Main te
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Kadi Sochya Ee Nai;.
Dedicated To All Kanwari Team,
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
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Pizza Hut
Pathan fone pr: Hello Pizza Hut?
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Operatr: Yes sir
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Pathan:
3 Large Piza
6 chickn wings
2 Pepsi
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Operatr: Kis k naam pr bhejon?
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Pathan: ALLAH K NAAM PE.;)
Category: Pathan Jokes
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load shedding
Ek Buzurg kisi mehfil me gaye to sab logo ne un ka Mazaq urana shuru kar dia
Buzurg ne kha dekho hum Faqeer log hain.
"Hamara Mazaq na urao"
Log khoob hansay.. achanak un sb ko nazar Aana bnd ho gya
Yaani wo sb andhy ho gae
Ab to sb un k Qadmon me gir gye
BABA G Hamain maaf kar dain
Buzurg ne joota utara or sub ko 2 , 2 lagye or kaha
Kameeno!
Light chali gai he
Generator chalao muje khud nazr nhi aa rha:-)
Category: Load Shedding SMS
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Purpose
Teacher: Btao tum larki ko kaise purpose karoge?
Boy: Mein usy kashti me bitha k
samunder ke beech le jaa kar kahun ga!
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I Love You Bol De
Ni Ty Meri kashti se Utar
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Doctor
Doctor:Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hy
Dr: Dawai khali thi?
Pathan: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi
Dr:I mean, dawai le li thi?
Pathan:G ap hi se to li thi.
Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
Pathan:Nahin G dawai neeli thi.
Dr:Aby gadhey dawai ko pee lia tha?
Pathan:Nahin G peeliya to mujhe tha
Dr:Ullu k pathe
Dawai ko khol k mun me rkh liya tha?
Pathan:Ni ap ne he to kha tha k frij me rkhna
Dr:Abey kia maar khaye ga?
Pathan:Nahi Dwai khau ga
Dr:Nikal salay tu pagal kar dy ga
Pathan:Ja rha hoon phir kab aon?
Dr:Qayamat k bad
Pathan:Qayamat k kitny din bad?
Dr:Behosh...:-)
Category: Pathan Jokes
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zindgi
Biwi :
Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten
batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.
Husband:
1 :
Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..
Category: Family SMS-Jokes
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self
Nikley hum duniya ki bheer main to pata chala
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K har wo shakhs udaas hai jise hum msg nahi karte.;)
Ufff.
(',')
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Kya karun.Time hi nahi milta.
Category: Self Praising SMS
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Shadi
Pehlay Wo Meri Girl Friend Thi
Main Bolta or Wo Sunti Thi,,,
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Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani
Wo Bolti or Main Sunta Tha,,,
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Ab Wo Meri B V Hy
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Hum Dono Boltey hain
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Pura MOHALLA Sunta Hy...
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Lo Kr Lo Pasand Ki Shadi.
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
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talash
Talash usko mt kro jo duniya me sbse zyada khobsorat ho
Bal k talash usko kro jo apki duniya khobsorat bna dy.
Chalo hun
Sary
Labbo mennu.:)
Category: Self Praising SMS
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Jurmana
Teachr: Jurmana mafi ki applicatn likho.
Sardar: Jarmana kina ay?
Techer: 5 rupe.
Sardar: Ay ly 5 rupe, Aby ny kia c ..5, 10 piche kisy kanjar di minnat ni krni...'''
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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I Love you
Teacher: Btao tum larki ko kaise purpose karoge?
Boy: Mein usy kashti me bitha k
samunder ke beech le jaa kar kahun ga!
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I Love You Bol De
Ni Ty Meri kashti te Utar
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Cebal
1 admi talwar liye masjid me gia or awaz lgai...
aap me koi sacha muslim hen...
1 buzrg boly me hon...
admi inko bahir le gia or in k kadmo me bakra zebh kia...
Phir Masjid me gia talwar se khun tipak raha ta log gabra gaye...
wo bhola or koi sacha muslim hen...
kisi ne awaz lagai mulve sab hen...
mulve gussy se bhola kamina joht bol raha hen me to aylan karane aya tha k
parson se cabel nai a raha...?
hahahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Lotriy
Husband Meri lottery lagi to tum kia kro gi
Wife
Adhey paise le k hamesha k liye maike chali jaongi
Husband
500 ki lagi he
ye le 250
chappal pehen or nikal Shabash
Category: Family SMS-Jokes
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