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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Mental hospital
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife se : Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar,
mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon.
Wife : Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo....:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Adat
Achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hai,
Magar jab tumhen kisi ki buri baat bhi achi lagny lagy,
to samajh jaao k tumhen,,,
Piyaar
Nahi hua
Balke
Zaleel hony ki adat ho gai hai....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Qissa
Ek Dakoo k marny k baad us k Dakoo bety ny
socha k wo koi esa kaam kery k log us k Baap ka
naam izzat se len.
Bohat sochny k baad us ny ye kiya k logon ko
lootny k saath saath un k naak ya kaan kaat deta.
Kuch hi dino me us ki basti k log kehny lagy.
"Allah Bakhshy, us k marhoom waalid itny Shareef thy k
sirf maal loota kerty thy, is ki tarha badmaash nahi thy."
Pichli aur Mojuda hakoomat ko dekh ker mujhy pata nahi q
ye Qissa yaad agaya..."
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Chuha Haathi se
Chuha Haathi se : yaar 2 din k liye apni
Bivi ka barzier dena.
Haathi : Hahaha
Apni wife ko pehnaye ga kiya??
Chuha : Nahi, Beti ki shadi hai, Tent lagana hai,
ladies aur gents alag alag...:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Kapray
Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro
Pagal :
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Aur Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kaprre Na Pehn'Na Ok.
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_//_ Ap ki Soch ko 21 topo'n ki Salaami.
By:
ismail
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Talaaq
Ek aurat :- Jab tumhara talaaq hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri :- Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
By:
ismail
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Chand
Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.
By:
ismail
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