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Coin
Ek larki ny Coin daal ker apna Wazan kiya 58kg
Sandal utari 56kg
Jacket utari 53kg
Phir Dopatta utara 52kg
Aur phir
coin khatam.
Ek Bhikari Bola : Tu Chalu rakh.
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Coin me dalta hun......:-p:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Topic
2 Maindak Darya kinaray bethy thy.
1st bola : Tur
2nd bola : Tur
1st bola : Tur
2nd bola : Tur
1st bola : Purr
2nd bola : Salay Topic Change Mat Ker....:-D :-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Garmi
Ek Admi 15 saal baad Dubai se Pakistan aya aur
Chai k hotel per chai ka order diya.
Chai wala Larka glass is tarha pakar kr laya k
uski Ungli chai me thi.
Admi : Tum log kab sudhro gy? Chai is tarha
nahi pakarty, ungli nahi diboty chai me.
Boy : Sahab ungli me dard hai, Doctor ny
garam rakhny k liye kaha tha.
Admi : Madarchod, Apni Gand me rakh na, wahan sab se
ziada garmi hai.
Boy : Sahab ab tak wahin thi, Aap ki Chai k liye
nikali hai.....:-):-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Bherti
Agar Sui Gas ya Railway me kisi ko bherti kerwana ho
to mujhy batao,
Matric Pass ho,
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jaldi
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Me Masjid me betha hun,
Us k liye Dua kerun ga.....:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Nahana
Molvi ki Bivi : Tum se acha to ye Murga hai jo
her 5 minute baad Murgi pe charh jata hai.
Molvi ghussay se utha aur pani ki balti bhar ky murgy
pe gira di.
Murga geela hony k baad sukoon se ja k kony me beth gaya.
Molvi Bivi se : Dekha! Charhna mushkil nahi,
Nahana mushkil hai.
Tu na geezer apny kamry me hi rakhwa liyo.
Phir charhta ja Aur Nahata ja....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Disturb
Agar Aap is Waqt
Aaram ker rahy thy,
Ya koi kaam ker rahy thy,
Aur mere Msg ny Aap ko
Disturb kiya ho to,,
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Mission SUCCESSFUL
YaAHoOo....:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Nikah
Jummay ko Mera Nikah Hai
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New Drama Serial
Coming Soon only on ARY TV..
Sab ko send kero aur
dekho kitny log reply kerty hen.
Sab Ka Dimagh Ghuma do......:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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ROMANCE
"ROMANCE" Depends On..
Age 18 yrs; Din Raat
Age 28 yrs; Her Raat
Age 38 yrs; Her Jumeraat
Age 48 yrs; Sirf Chand Raat
Age 58 yrs; Sirf Jazbaat
Aur
Age 68 yrs; Ahan Buri Baat...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Khoon
Doctor To Meera : Aap me to Khoon ki
behad kami hai, Periods k doran kitna loss ho jata hai???
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Meera (Sharmatay Huway) :
Takreeban 5 Laakh ka.....;-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Fesla
Larki : Toba, Daant nikalwany se to pregnant hona acha hai,
us me itni takleef nahi hoti.
Dentist : Jaldi fesla karo ta k
Kursi usi hisaab se set kerun....;-):-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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