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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Patakha
Germi bohat hai,
NESTLE JUICE ka Dabba bheja hai,
Just 4 U
Khaali hai,
Phoonk Maar ker Patakha baja lena,
Mast Hawa Aye Gi.......:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Dada Aur Dadi
Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
.
unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
.
dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
.
Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
.
Ammi ne jane nai diya
By:
ali shah
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Final Take
Ek baar heroin ki shadi producer se
hoti hai.
Peli raat ko producer heroin se kehta hai k
pehly rehersal ker lete hen.
Heroin : Rehersal me ny director k saath ker li hai
Aap final take lo....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Wah women
Doctor : Jab pata tha k ek women car chala rahi
hai to road se hat jatey
Patient : Kon sa road? main to park main leta hua
tha....:-(
By:
Islam Shah
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Shetan
Aj to Shetan Bhe Ye Keh Rha Ho Ga.
Faraz.
,
,
,
,
Aa Beh Ja Sady Kol Kal Asan Turr Wanjnain.
#Ramzan Mubarik
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Send 40404
By:
Asif sultan
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Totka
Neend na aaye to Milk me Ek Chutki "Charas" mila ker
Pee liya keren. Is tarha aap ko bohat hi achi neend
aajaye gi...
Note : Beta her Totka Zubeda Apa ka nahi hota,
Ye Rahat Aunty ka totka hai....:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Paani
Utha tha me TAHAJJUD me usay mangny k liye Khuda se
Faraz
Pani thanda dekh ker phir so gaya,,,,
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Oh Shit Yaar!
Kash Geezer Hota....:-(
By:
Naila Soomro
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