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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Hakli
Doctor : Kiya aap her Waqt Haklati hen...??
Girl : Nahi sirf Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bolty waqt.
Doctor : La La La La La Lakh di Laanat..;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Cream
Child to Shopkeeper : Uncle Rang Gora kerny wali Cream hai??
Shopkeeper : Haan hai..
Child : Saalay lagata Q nahi, Roz tujhy dekh ker
Dar jata hun...;-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Jin
Ek Shadi k program me Jin aagaya.
Jin ko dekhty hi saari Larkiyon ki
cheekhen nikal gain.
Ek Baba Ji ny kaha Saari larkiyan Munh dho len.
Wo sab Munh dho k aain to,
Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.....;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Bhoot
Kiraaye Daar : Me ny suna hai k
Is ghar me Jin Bhoot aur Roohen aati hen??
Maalik Makan : Pata nahi, Menu te aap Fout huwe
28 Saal ho gaye ny.
Ammiii Bhoooot
Oye Bhaaag Oye...;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Aagy Barho
Zindagi me kabhi Haar na mano,
Apni Life me itna aagy barho,
Itna aagy barho,
K
Aagy wala ruk k kahe,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Ja Tu hi pehly Dafa ho ja...:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Doctor
Me bohat pareshaan hun,
Neend nahi aati hai,
Sukoon nahi hai,
Kisi kaam me dil bhi nahi lagta,,
Doctor ny mujh se kaha hai k
Aap ki Zindagi me,
,
,
,
,
Vitamin "SHE" ki kami hai...
To hai koi Nazar me....;-p :-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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Maa
Maa k Aanchal me sony ka sukh
Agli Nasal nahi le paaye gi,,
Jeans ki Pent pehanny wali Maa
Aanchal kahan se laaye gi???
Funny But True
By:
Naghma Khan
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ATM Card
Baar me Ek Larki Dance ker rahi thi..
Ek Angraiz utha aur Larki ki Chaddi me 200$ phansa diye.
phir ek Indian gaya, us ny 100$ phansa diye.
Thori dai k baad Ek Pakistani gaya, us ny
Apna ATM Card larki k Hips k beech me phera
Aur,
Aur,
300$ Nikaal ker le gaya...
Geo Pakistani...;-p :-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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Khushiyon Ka Mulk Pakistan
Khushiyon Ka Mulk Pakistan;
1- Light aany ki khushi
2- Bazar me shopping k baad zinda ghar wapas aany ki khushi
3- Bus me seat milny ki khushi
4- Petrol ki Qeemton me 8 rupy Izafy k baad
20 paise ki kami ki khushi
5- Namaz parhny k baad Khud-kash hamly se bachny ki khushi
6- Bus se uterny k baad apne mobile ko apni jaib me
dekhny ki khushi
7- Masjid se nikalty waqt Chappal mil jaany ki khushi.
Khushiyon Bhara Pakistan
Salam pakistan
By:
Maha Abro
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Paani
Ek Bacha jis ki Umar 5 Saal hai,
Hath me Paani ki Bottle hai,
Laal Rang ki chaddi pehni hui hai,
Jis ko bhi mile,,,
,
,
,
Chaddi Utaar ker Potti Dhula de
QK
Karachi me Paani nahi araha hai.
Shukriya....;-p :-)
By:
Maha Abro
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