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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Network
    Duniya me Do Network sab se Taiz hen..


    1- Email

    2- Female


    Ek Minute me idher ki Baat

    Udhar pohancha deti hen...;-p :-d


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Taleem Sab k Liye
    Taleem Sab k Liye Zaruri hai...

    Ilm Phelany se Barhta hai.


    Oonchii Awaz se Parho..


    A for Saib

    B for Kela

    C for Billi

    D for Khota

    E for Haathi

    F for Machli

    G for Bachi

    H for Ghora

    I for I Love You

    J for Jagga Badmash

    K for Patang

    L for Shair

    M for Bandar

    N for Ghonsla

    O for Ullu

    P for Tota

    Q for Fatima Jinnah ka Bhai

    R for Khargosh

    S for Tennis wali Bhabhi

    T for Bait-ul-Khalaa

    U for Chatri

    V for Piyar Mohabbat ka Din

    W for Tarbooz

    X for Dhancha

    Y for Peela

    Z for Totkon Wali Aapa
    (Samajh to gaye hon gy Aap)....;-)

    Hanso Mat Forward kero...;-p ;-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Puzzle
    Aisi kon si Cheez hai jo

    Woman me agay hoti hai,

    Aur Cow me Peechay..??

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    It's "W"


    (W)= Woman

    Cow =(W)

    But Teri Soch ko Salam hai Ustaad...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Naraaz
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    ("._.")
    (")_(")

    Me Aap se nalaj hun

    Mele ko aap yaad bhi nahi kalty

    Ol phone bi nahi kalty

    Ol aesh-e-mesh bhi nahi kalty

    Meli aap se katti..

    Aap dande ho....:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Malamaal
    Jo Shakhs Bazar me Chalty huwe in Alfaz ka Kasrat se Wird kary ga,

    InShaAllah Wo Malamaal ho jaye ga..

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    Allah k Naam per De de Baba....;-p

    Hahahaha..;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mannat
    Peer : Beta koi Mannat maango??


    Mureed : Peer Ji! Mujhy phir se

    Ghair Shadi Shuda ker den..?


    Peer : Putter Mannat Maang,

    Jannat na Maang...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tabiyat
    Murgha Murghi se : I Love U, Jaan me tumhary liye

    kuch bhi ker sakta hun..


    Murghi ; Haaye Allah Sachi..


    Murgha : Haan.


    Murghi : Chalo Phir Aaj

    "Anda" Tum do,

    Meri Tabiyat Kharab hai...;-p :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mathematician
    Ek Sadar Ji Khali Plate Main

    R0ti Dub0 Dub0 Kar Kha Rahay Thay..


    Waiter Nay Dekha Tu P0acha:

    "Ya App Kiya Kar Rahay Hein"?


    Sardar : Main Mathematician Hun

    Main Nay Daal Supp0se Kay Hui Hay...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Attack
    Mehbooba ko kas k Pakar ker,

    Honton pe Hont rakh ker,

    Kamar ko Zor se Daba ker,

    Zulfon ko Chehry pe phela ker,

    Us ki Sanson ko Sanson me Sama ker,

    Ek zordar Piyaar bhari kiss kerny se,,


    Dil ka Attack nahi hota...;-p


    Imran Hashmi k Romantic Totkay...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Neend
    Me ny Dil se Poocha :

    "Mujhy Raat Bhar Neend Q Nahi Aati"??

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    Mere Dil ny Kaha :

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    Dramy Baazi Mat Ker..

    Tu Dopehar ko jo So Jata Hai...;-p


    OH SHIT YAAR!

    Me Samjha Mujhy Piyaar Ho gaya Hai...;-) :-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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