Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Helmet
    Ek Pagal Kuttay k upar beth ker Ghoom raha tha...


    2nd Pagal : Aby tujhy Police pakar ker le jaye gi.


    1st Pagal ; Q?


    2nd Pagal : Tu ne Helmet nahi pehna hai.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    1st Pagal : Aby Nichay Dekh!

    Four Wheel Hai....:-):p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Munni Aur Sheela
    F.B.I Inspector : Sir hum ny Dunya ka kona kona

    Chhan mara lekin,

    Omer,

    Dadi,

    Munni,

    Sheela,

    Aur Faraz

    ka koi pata nahi chala..:-(



    Officer : Abay in sab ko Goli Maaro,,

    Sirf ye pata kero

    k

    .

    .

    .

    Ye

    "Zubaida Aapa" kon hai.......:-):-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Charas
    Edison : Lamp me parhta tha.

    Graham Bel : Candle me parhta tha.

    Shakespeare : Streat Light me parhta tha.


    Ek baat samajh nahi aai k ye sab

    Din me

    Charas peetay thy kiya......:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Bahu
    Jis Ghar me Chand jesi Bahu aati hai,,,


    Phir Ghar Walay Din me Taaray bhi dekhty hen...:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 2015 Edition Stories
    2015 Edition Stories


    1- Piyasa Kawwa Urr raha tha k achanak nichy usay

    paani aur kuch kanker nazar aye, jese hi wo paani me kanker

    daalny k liye nichy utra, namaloom afrad ny Firing ker k usay

    halaak ker diya.


    2- Kutty ny Qasaai ki dukaan se Ghosht churaya, wo paani me

    apna Aks dekh hi raha tha k Sailaab agaya.


    3- Kachwa aur Khargosh ny race shuru ki, khargosh k sote hi

    kachwa us ka Mobile nikaal k bhaag gaya.


    4- Alladin ny Chiraagh ragra to wo Zordaar Dhamaky se

    Phatt gaya...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tasveer
    Wo Roz Roz kehti hai k

    Mujhy Apni Tasveer MMS kero,


    Faraz,,


    Us Nadan ko ye kese bataun k

    Mere Pass NOKIA "3310" hai......:-(


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Germi
    Uffff Itnii Germii,,,:-(

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Dil to Chah raha hai k

    Razaai Orh ker

    Khudkushi ker lun...:-p:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Galay
    Larki Darzi ki Dukaan per gai aur

    poocha : G Yahan Galay milty hen??




    Darzi betha hua tha khara ho ker bola :

    "Baji wese acha to nahi lagta, Magar aap kehti hen to

    Mil lete hen".....:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mahol
    Dozakh me kuch Aurten Mastiyan ker rahi Thin.


    Shetan : Ye kon hen jo Yahan per bhi bohat Khush hen??


    Farishta : Ye Pakistani Biviyan hen,

    Kambakhat aaty hi "Adjust" ho gai hen,

    Kehti hen,

    "Bilkul hamary Susral jesa Mahol hai"....:-):-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Yaum-e-Sog
    MQM ka kal phir

    Youm-e-Sog manany ka Elan,,,

    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,

    Kisi ny FAROOQ SATTAR ko

    10 ki Baraf 30 rupy ki de di.


    MQM Rabita Comety.....:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
Urdu Funny SMS By Page: << 131132133134135136 137138139140141 >>

Submit Your Comments: