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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Ilaaj
*Free Heart Hospital*
Pury Pakistan me kisi bhi Larki ka Dil
Toota ho to Uska Free Ilaaj ho sakta hai..
Heart Specialist
Doctor: Raheel Ahmed
Naam to Suna hi ho ga..;-p
M.B.B.S In Lovers & PhD, FCPS
Contact# 03341111111
Call aur sms Timing:
24 hours Service
Plz 4wd to All Young Girls
Aap ka Ek Msg kisi Larki ki Zindagi Sanwaar sakta hai..;-)
Note : Doctor ka Naam Change ker k
Kisi Larki ki Zindagi
Barbaad Naa Keren Plz....:-p :-D
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Totkay
Agar Behti hui Naak ko
Shuuuurrrrr ker k ooper
charha liya jaye to..
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Roomaal hamesha Saaf rehta hai..
G G Bilkul Unhi K
Tapakty Huwe Totkey..;-)
By:
Husnain
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Bachpan
Bachpan bhi kiya Ajab Cheez tha Yaar..
Itna to Hum Apny Abbu se nahi Darty thy
Jitna
'Alla Baba'
se darty thy...;-)
By:
Husnain
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Star Plus
Ek Raat mujh se Star ny kaha :
"Tum Q apno ko SMS kerty ho, Jo tumhen Miss nahi kerty"??
Me ny Star se kaha :
"Beta apna kaam ker.
Star Ban,
Star Plus ki Saas na ban".....;-) :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Similarity
Indian Cricket Team aur Toilet me kiya
Similarity hai??
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Kuch nahi...
Wahan per bhi DHONI hai,
Yahan per bhi DHONI hai...;-p :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Pari
1 Kaali African Larki ko Jaadugar ny
Jaadu k zor se 'Per' laga diye..
Larki Khush ho ker boli :
"Wow! Kiya ab me Pari ban gai hun?"
Jaadugar : "Nahi tum ab 'Chimgaadar' ban gai ho"....;-p :-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Aadat
Aap ko meri Kon si Aadat Zehar lagti hai??
Reply!:-)
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Kerny se Pehly Apny liye
Chhipa Ambulance Book kerwa lena...:-p :-D
Call to 1020...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Umar
Duniya Walooo?
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Kuch nahi apna Kaam kero,
Meri to Umar hai Sharartain kerny ki...:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Aala Taleem
45 Saal ka P.H.D 'Larka' Larki dekhny gaya to
Larki ki Maa behosh ho gai,,,
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Jab hosh me aai to boli : 20 Saal pehly ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aya tha.
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Hahahaha
Aur kero Aala Taleem hasil,
Na Nokri milegi na Chhokri
12 Pass kero aur Foj me chaly jao
Nokri bhi Pakki aur Chhokri bhi Pakki
Geo Foji...;-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Kaafi
Me Dua kerti hun k Allah aap ko,
Muskan
Aman
Khushi
Waqar
Tehzeeb
Shaan
Shoukat
Sabar
Fazal
Tabassum
Roshni
Aur Rehmat De,
12 Bachay kaafi hen ya
Aur Maangun..????...;-p :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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