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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • nikah bi tumse
    Wafa Bhi Tum sy heart
    Khafa bhi tum Sy
    Daikh Lena Ak Din
    Nikah Bhi tum se


  By: asad khan rind   Send To Mobile
  • Dil ko par
    Bohat roka dil ko par,
    Mohabbat barhti gai
    Tumhare nakhuno ki taraha


  By: asad khan rind   Send To Mobile
  • Larki patali
    Ashiqo ka dimag hota h khali
    Tabi milti hai ghar wali
    Gulam bankar phas jate h ishq k jal me
    Or kehete h mene lardki patali


  By: asad khan rind   Send To Mobile
  • Konsa virus hai
    Na jane konsa virus hai
    Teri yaadon main
    Tujhko sochon toh aksar
    Hang hojata hai


  By: asad khan rind   Send To Mobile
  • Moti aunti
    Arz kiya hai

    Teri surat meri aankhon mein kuch eis tarah bas gai hai

    Wah Wah Wah

    Teri surat meri aankhon mein kuch eis tarah bas gai hai

    Jese chhote se rackhsaw mein moti aunty phas gai hai :-D:-);-)


  By: asad khan rind   Send To Mobile
  • Sabz Sitara
    Ek Aurat ko apni Beti k bag se

    Sabz Sitara ki goli mili.


    Wo ghusse me larki se boli :

    "Ye kahan se aai"?


    Larki boli : "To aap kiya chahti hen, me

    is Umar me Maa ban jaun"?....:-p:-0


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani
    Which is the longest toilet in the world?
    .
    Guess!!
    .
    Pakistan Railways Track
    U can use it from Karachi to Khyber
    Proud to be a PAKISTANI…!!!


  By: Muhammad Majid   Send To Mobile
  • Anda
    First Murghi 2nd Murghi se : Mera Anda tumhary anday se

    bara hai, Tumhara anda 7 rupe me hai aur mera

    anda 8:50 paison me.


    2nd Murghi : Me 1:50 rupe ki khatir

    apni gand phaar lun kiya??....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Haji Sahab
    Ek Aurat Lahore ki Heera Mandi se

    bolny wala Tota le ai.


    Ghar aty hi Tota bola : Oye hoye! Nava Adda navi Madam.


    Itny me uski Jawan Beti ai.

    Tota Bola : Lo ji, Navi Kuri v aai aye.


    Shaam ko Aurat ka shoher Haji Sahab aya.

    Tota bola :

    Nava Adda

    Navi Madam

    Navi Kuri

    Te Customer ohi Purana

    Ki Haal A Haji Sahab?

    Ithy V Pohanch gaye O??...:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sikka
    Ek Memon ne Paan Waly ko 5 ka sikka diya aur bola :


    "Paan me elaaichi aur sonf ziyada dalna,

    Meethi chhaliya aur ashrafi to tum dalo gy hi,

    Magar gulqand aur khopra bhi daal dena,

    Aur haan! Zaafran to zarur dalna.


    Paan Wala : Aye Azeem Insan! Tu ny 5 ka

    jo sikka diya hai, Wo bhi is me daal doon...:-):-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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