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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Sonu Monu
    Ek Larki ny aadhi raat ko Larky ko fone kiya ;

    "Mera Sonu Monu So Gaya"?


    Jawab aya : "Haan So Gaya"


    Larki : "To Jawab Kese Diya"?


    Phir Jawab Aya : "Me Sonu Monu Ki Ammi Hun"....;-p:-0


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dukhi Ghazal
    Dukhi Ghazal


    Ek Ajeeb si halat hai tere jany k baad

    Bhook hi nahi lagti khana khany k baad

    Mere paas 8 Samosy thy jo me ny kha liye

    1 tere aany se pehly 7 tere jaany k baad..:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Katrina Kaif
    1 Latifa jo Haqeeqat bayan kerta hai:


    Bush aur Obama ek Bar me bethy thy.

    ek Muslim larky ny poocha : Tum log ab

    kiya Program bana rahy ho??


    Bush ; 3rd Aalmi Jung ka program hai,

    is martaba hum 140 millions Muslims aur

    Katrina Kaif ko maaren gy??


    Boy : Katrina Kaif ko q??


    Bush ny Obama ki taraf dekha aur kaha ;

    "Dekha me ny kaha tha na k 140 million Muslims ko

    Qatal keny ki waja koi nahi poochy ga"...:-}


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mangni
    Aamir Liaqat ka Sawal:


    Mangni k baad lambe arsy tak Shadi na ho to

    Faida kis ko hota hai??


    Punjabi bola ;

    Larky ko??

    Aamir Liaqat : No


    Sindhi bola :

    Larki ko??

    Aamir Liaqat : No


    Musalmano Tukka lagao,,,,


    Aamir Bhai Idhar,
    ,

    Aamir Bhai Idhar,

    ,
    ,

    Pathan :

    "Easy load Waly Ko".


    Aamir Liaqat : Bilkul Sahi Jawab....:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Double Sawari
    Double Sawari pe Bohat sakht pabandi hai


    Faraz


    Bach gaye to jhooly lal..:-D


    pakry gaye to Koolhy Laal..:-p


    (",)
    <))
    _//_ Oee Maaa...:-}


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi
    Angrez aur Pakistani ki Bivi gum ho gai.


    Pakistani ; Teri Bivi kesi hai?


    Angrez : Blue Eyes,

    Rosy Lips,

    Gory Gaal

    Aur

    Teri kesi hai?


    Pakistani : Meri chhor teri dhundty hen....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 7 Cheezen
    Zindagi me 7 cheezen

    Kabhi bhi aa sakti hen,


    1- Neend

    2- Paisa

    3- Khushi

    4- Dukh

    5- Kisi ki Yaad

    6- Moat


    Aur


    7-
    (,")
    _/\\
    a))PooooooN
    ._//:-


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mushkil
    ** Aaj Ki Sunehri Baat **


    Zindagi me Rishty nabhana

    Utna hi Mushkil hota hai

    Jitna k

    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,

    Dheelay Lastic Wali Shalwar ko

    Sambhalna....:-p:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi
    Cockroch ki maut se pehly Aakhiri Alfaz :


    "Aao mujhy Maar dalo Buzdil Insano,

    Tum mujh se is liye jalty ho na k tumhari

    Bivi tum se nahi

    Mujh se Darti hai."...:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Naraz Kiyun Hote Ho
    Naraz kiyo hote ho
    chale jate hain tere mehfil se
    Jahan Biryani Aalu ke ho
    waha hum ruka bhi nai kerte


  By: asad khan rind   Send To Mobile
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