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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Javed Miyandad Aur Imran Khan
    Javed Miiyandad aur Imran Khan

    ki

    Laraai ki asal wajha

    kiya thi??
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    Ans ; Miyandad Shot maar ker

    Imran Khan ko totli zubaan me

    awaz deta tha : "Imlan Bhai! Lun lo Lun...."..:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Larka Peda Kerny Ka Tareeqa
    Ek Angrez k ghar 9 larkiyan peda huin.

    Us ny News paper me Add diya : "Larka peda kerny ka

    tareeqa batao".


    Bangal se letter aya : Apni BV ko fish khilao.


    Sri Lanka se letter aya : Milk Cake do.


    India se letter aya : Lassi do.


    Aur Pakistan se letter aya : Ek moqa hamen do...:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sharab
    Me Pee ker nahi behakta,

    Usay dekh ker behakta hun..

    Itna bata k Sharab Haram hui ya Wo??


    Pichay se Maa ki awaz aai :
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    Kaminay! Sharab Haram hai aur

    Wo

    Haramzadi....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • English Winglish
    Pappu:- Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potato fever.


    Fruit wala : Oo mere bhai! ye ‘Potato Fever’ kya hota hai?


    Pappu :- Oo My Gaad, You Literacy People, Potato Fever means

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    "Aaloo Bukhara"....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Germi
    Is Germi me

    Piyar,

    Ishq,

    Mohabbat,

    Wafa,

    Qasmen,

    Waaday,

    Waghaira waghaira..


    Mil ker

    (,")
    <)(> Ek Glass Thanday Sharbat Ka
    _//_

    Ka Muqabla Nahi Ker Saktay....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • SMS
    Raja Pervez Ashraf : Mujhy 2,4 achy achy sms bhej do.


    Gilaani : Sorry! Me abhi Namaz parh raha hun.


    Raja Pervez : Hahahahaha

    Bas isi tarha k 2,4 aur bhej do.....:-(


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Setting
    Agar kisi Larkay ya Larki ko

    mobile per setting krNi ho To .. ? ?

    Mobile k Menu Mei setting ka Option hy,

    Wahan se kr len...:-(


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Emotional
    Maa Kiya Hoti Hai.? . .

    ABBU Ki
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    Sab Se Aakhri Setting...!!

    Har Baar

    Emotional Honay Ki Koi Zaroorat

    Nahi. ok.....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Baniya
    Bania’s Son : Papaji! Bahar Swimming pool ke liye

    chanda mang rahe hai.

    Kanjoos Bania : Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de....:-(


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Friend
    GIRLFRIEND is like PANIPURI : Always tasty,

    LOVER is like PIZZA : Hot n spicy,

    WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT : No other option but good for Health....:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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