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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Totla
    Police Waly ny Rikshaw Driver se Pucha k

    Larkiyon ko le ker Kahan Ja rahy ho??


    Driver Totla tha, Kehny laga :

    "1 ko college me chod-dun ga,

    1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga,

    1 ko Hostel me chod-dun ga.."


    Larkiyan Chilla ker Bolin : Ye Kiya Bakwas hai..?


    Driver Bola :

    Chup Raho, Warna Sab ko

    Yahin chod- dun ga....;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Sunday
    ** Happy Sunday **


    Mujhy Jagany ki Khatir Jab Suraj aata hai,

    Me Uth nahi Pata, Suraj Khud So jata hai,,

    Puchny per Dil Ek Aawaz lagata hai,,

    Soja Soja, Hafty me Ek Baar hi to Itwar aata hai..!!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bachpan
    Bachpan se hi Acha Insan ban'ny ka Shoq Tha..

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    Bas Phir,

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    Bachpan Khatam,

    Shoq bhi Khatam....;-p

    TaaaliyAaann..

    (Nawaz Sharif)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Chappal
    Totka..


    Masjid k Bahar Chappal Rakhen to

    1 Chappal ek Kony me aur

    Dusra Chappal Dusray Kony me Rakhny se

    Chappal Chori Nahi ho gi...;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ambulance
    Aap ko Meri kon si Aadat

    Zehar Lagti hai??


    Reply :-)

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    Kerny se Pehly,

    Apne liye Chheepa Ambulance Book kerwa lena..:-D

    Call To 1020....;-p

    Good Morning


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Inaam
    Doctor : Agar Tum meri Dawa se Theek ho gaye to kiya

    INAAM do gy??


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    Mareez : Janab Me to Qabren Khodta hun, Apki Qabar

    Muft me Khod dun ga.....;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Boyzzzz RoCk... ;)
    Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho
    Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...
    Boys Always Rock.


  By: A?tráçtìvê U?åì?   Send To Mobile
  • Shart
    1 Sipahi ko Shart lagany ka bohat Shoq tha,

    Aur Wo Haarta bhi nahi tha..


    S.H.O ny Usay bulaya aur Shart lagany se mana kiya,,


    Sipahi : Sir, Akhri Shart aur wo bhi Aap se..

    "Aap ki Tang pe Zakham ka Nishan hai".


    S.H.O : Me Shart lagata hun k nahi hai..

    Sipahi : To Phir Dikhao??

    S.H.O : Theek hai..


    5000 ki Shart lag gai..


    S.H.O ny Pent utari to Zakham ka koi nishan nahi tha..

    Sipahi ny 5000/- S.H.O ko diye aur kaha :

    "Me Haar Gaya"..

    S.H.O Bara Khush Huwa k Shart jeet gaya..


    Darwaza Khula, Sary Staff ny andar aa ker kaha :

    Sir, Ye kiya Ker diya aap ny??

    SHO : Q Tum Khush nahi ho? Aaj to me ny isy Shart me Hara diya..


    Staff :

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    Sir Is Kameeny ny Hum se 10,000 ki Shart lagai thi k Wo

    Aap ki Pant Utar ker Dikha Sakta hai...;-0


    S.H.O Ye Sun ker Behosh ho Gaya...;-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Body Tips
    Body Tips...!


    Agar kabhi Thakawat ya Kamzori ki waja se

    Aap se Hila bhi na ja raha ho

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    To

    Bijli K Switch me 2 Ungliya de den,,

    Aap ka Ang Ang Hil jaye ga....;-0


    Thanx Mat Kaho..

    Mera to Kaam hi Logon ki Help kerna hai....;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Gol Gappa
    Ye Sun ker mere hathon se

    "Gol Gappa" hi gir gaya Dost..


    Jab Gol Gappy wala bola :

    Plz give me your Comments about Gol Gappa

    on My Face book Page...;-0


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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