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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Height Of Creativity
    ** Height Of Creativity **

    A Boy saved His Girlfriend no: as LOW BATTERY.

    So, Whenever she Calls & He is not Around,

    His Mom Plugs His Phone to Charged..:-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Aur Sms
    Larki aur SMS Dono
    Ek Jese hoty hen..


    Wo Kese??

    ?

    ?

    ?

    Jab tak UPER se NEECHAY tak Pura DEKH na lo

    SUKOON nahi Aata...;-p :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Girlfriend
    Ameer Aadmi : Aaj Mere Paas 14 Cars,

    28 Dukanen, 4 Banglay hen. Timhary paas kiya hai??

    .

    Ghareeb Aadmi : Mere Paas Ek Beta Hai,

    Jis ki Girlfriend Teri Beti hai...:-) :-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Samandar
    Apni Aankhon k Samandar me Utar jany de,

    Tera Mujrim hun Mujhy Doob k Mar Jany de..


    ___\(',')/____
    ="~="~="~="

    Oye Mujhy Bahar Nikalo,

    Me Mazaq Ker Raha Tha...:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mannat
    Ek Aurat ny 100 Police Walon ki Dawat ki..


    Police Officer : Amma G, Ye Khana Kis Khushi me Khilaya??


    Amma : Me ny Mannat Mani thi k Mera Ghar ban gaya to

    Me 100 Haramiyon ko Roti Khilaun gi.


    Police Officer Hans ker Bola :

    "Amma, Itny Takalluf ki Kiya Zarurat thi,

    1 "K.E.S.C" Waly ko hi Bula leti, Kafi Tha"....;-p :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bura Mat Man'na
    (@,@)
    "(-)"
    _/_/

    Ye Kon Hai??

    Ufone Waly to kehty hen,
    "TUM HI TO HO"

    Hahahaha

    Bura Mat man'na

    Mujhy ZONG Walon ny Kaha Tha
    "SAB KEH DO"

    QK,

    Telenor Ka Kehna Hai,
    "SACHI YARI SAB PE BHARI"

    To Phir Jese,
    "JAZZ APNA HAI"

    Wese Hi "TUM" Bhi Apny Ho...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khel
    Moti Aurat : Doctor Sahab, Subha Khelny se Sehat achi rehti hai, Magar

    Mujhy koi Farq nahi Para..


    Doctor : Konsa Khel Khelti ho??


    Moti : CHEEL URI KAWWA URA...;-0 :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Waqt
    **(Beautiful Words)**

    Waqt Ka Pata tab chalta hai Jab

    ,

    ,

    ,

    ,

    ,

    Jab Aap


    Ghari Dekhty hen...:-0 :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani
    Us ny Mere Hath ki Lakiren dekhin,

    Aur Hans ker kaha:

    "Tujhy Zindagi me Sab kuch Mily ga,

    Siwae,

    ,

    ,

    Petrol,
    Aata,
    Chini,
    Bijli,
    Gas,
    Aur

    Insaaf k

    QK


    Tum Pakistani ho...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Khopri
    Ek Pagal k Sar se Khoon Nikal Raha tha..

    Doctor : Kiya Huwa??

    Pagal : Me Hath se Deewar Torr raha tha to

    Kisi ki Awaz aai..:

    "Apni Khopri Ka Istemal Bhi Ker Le"

    Bas Phir Me Ny Apni Khopri Istemal ker Li...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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