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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Matti
    Aik bunere dubai se watan wapas aaya
    Aur matti uta k naak ki tarap le ke bola
    Apsos!Watan ke matti ke wo khushbo nahe rahe...
    Paas khare baap ne tappar mar k bola..
    Pasa da har zweya da mekhe sutta di poze ta newale da
    Hahaha


  By: Shehreyar khan   Send To Mobile
  • Order
    I WAS IN A TAXI..


    When The Taxi Driver said :

    "I Love This Job,

    I Am My Own Boss,

    & Nobody tells Me What to Do.."


    Then I Replied :

    Agay se Left Le...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Chakkar
    Mat Nikalo mera Janaza Uski gali se Faraz,,,!



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    Warna Uska Baap Kahe ga,,

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    (,")
    ;)(\; Sala Marty Marty Bhi
    _//_
    Ek Chakkar Laga Gaya....;-0 :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Godi
    2 Aadmi Shadi me Baat ker rahy thy,,,


    1st : Abhi Kal ki Baat hai, Ye Larki

    Hamari Godi me Khelti thi.


    2nd : Aap Larki Walay ho??


    1st : Nahi! Me Boss hun Iska....;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Gift
    Girl to her Brother : What R U going to

    Gift Grand Mother on Her Birthday??


    Boy : A Foot Ball.


    Girl : But She don't Play Foot ball?


    Boy ; At My Birthday She Gave Me Books....;-0 ;-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Technical Problem
    China Cricket Q Nahi Khelta??


    Q K Technical Problem hai..


    Sab k Face Ek Jese Hoty hen,,

    Jo Out ho jaye,

    Wohi Moo Dho k Phir se Aa Sakta hai....;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Engineer
    4 Saal Lagty hen Insaan ko Engineer ban'ny me...

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    Phir Chahy Saari Zindagi Laga rahy,

    Wo

    Dobara Insaan nahi Ban Sakta...;-)


    Dedicated To All Engineers...:-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pehli Baar
    Mohabbat Pehli baar ho to "Bhola Pan"

    Dusri baar ho to "Apna Pan"

    Tesri baar ho to "Deewana Pan"

    Aur

    Agar baar baar ho to "Beta Insan Ban"

    Bohat ho Gaya "Kamina Pan"...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Faqeer
    Shadeed Sardi me Bus Stop per Log

    Bus k Intezaar me Khary thy,,


    Ek Faqeer aya,

    Sab Logon se Bheek li,

    Aur

    Taxi me Beth ker Chala gaya....;-p :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Animals Ki Khususiyat
    **Animals ki Khususiyat**


    1- Tota

    Duniya ki Her Zuban bol sakta hai..


    2- Oont

    15 din tak baghair kuch khaye Safar ker sakta hai..


    3- Dog

    Duniya ka sab se ziyada Wafadar Janwar hai...



    Agay na Parho,

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    Mat Parho agay kuch nahi,,

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    Na Parho,

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    4- Gadha

    Jis Kaam se mana kero Wohi kerta hai...;-0 ;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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