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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Khoobi
    Sardi Aa Rahi Hai,,

    Aur Is Ki Sab Se Bari

    Khoobi Ye Hai K,

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    Germi Nahi Lagti...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Any Wala Kal
    Hum Aap ko Aap k any Waly Kal k Bary me Bata Sakty hen.

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    ......90% Complete...
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    .....100% Complete...
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    You Are Successful
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    To Aap ka Any Wala Kal Hai,
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    Thank You..

    Qasam Se Bachpan se hi Zaheen Hun..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Takleef
    7 Cheezen jab Khatam ho jati hen to Bohat Takleef hoti hai..

    1- Piyar

    2- Rishta

    3- School Life

    4- Dosti

    5- Paisy

    6- SMS Package aur

    7- Tanki me Paani...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Kon Bany ga Carorpati
    Ek Larka Apni GirlFriend ko Call kerta hai..

    Larki ka Baap Mobile Utha leta hai..

    Baap : Hello, Kon bol raha hai??

    Larka : Sir, Me Amitabh Bachan bol raha hun, Kon bany ga Carorpati se.
    Aap ki Beti ki Friend is Waqt Mere Samny bethi hai aur Ek Sawal k Uttar me
    Aap ki Beti ki Help Chahti hai..

    Baap Bohat Excited ho ker Mobile Beti ko Deta hai..

    Larka : Sawal ye hai, Aaj Sham Aap kahan Milen gi?

    A- Beach
    B- Park
    C- Disco
    D- Restaurant

    Larki : Option A


    Ye hai 2015 ka Kamina Aashiq...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Complain
    Ek Tota aur Uska Malik Jahaz me Safar ker rahy thy..

    Air hostess paas se guzri to
    Toty ny C.T bajai,

    Wo Mur ker Muskurai..

    Malik ny ye Dekha to Usny bhi C.T bajai..

    Air hostess ny Complain ker di.

    Elan huwa Dono ko Jahaz se Phenk do..

    Darwazy per Tota Malik se bola :
    "Urna Ata Hai"??

    Malik : Nahi

    Tota : To Phir Apni Maa ko Chaira Q tha....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Bill
    Ek Pagal Admi bohat Dair se Chand ko Dekh raha tha,,

    Kaafi dair k baad Wo Bola :

    "Jalta reh Puttar, Jab Nawaz Sharif

    Bijli ka Bill Bhejy ga Tab pata chaly ga"....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Mohabbat Ka Rasta
    Log kehty hen k

    Mohabbat k Rasty me

    Her Waqt

    Dard mily ga..
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    Me Soch raha hun k

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    Is Rasty per

    MEDICAL STORE Khol lun...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mushkil
    Ek Baba G PCO per gaye,

    Wahan bethi Larki Muskura ker Boli:

    "Baba G kidhar kerna hai"??



    Baba G : Is Umar me Kursi per to Mushkil ho ga,

    Nichay hi Chadar bicha lo...;-0 :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Friend v/s Wife
    Girl Friend is Fun, &

    Wife is a Gun..


    Girl Friend is the Light of the Moon, &

    Wife is the Month of June..


    Girl Friend is Tooti Fruity, &

    Wife is Qismat Phooti..


    Girl Friend is Full of Beauty, &

    Wife is Only Duty..


    Girl Friend is Pesion, &

    Wife is Tension..


    Girl Friend is Patakha, &

    Wife is Zubaida Aapa...:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Lady to Doctor
    Lady to Doctor : Thakawat Bohat hoti hai.

    Doctor : Sex kitna kerti ho??

    Lady : Daily.

    Doctor : Sunday mat kero.

    Lady : Sunday hi to Husband Ghar hoty hen,

    Unhen kese Mana kerun...;-0


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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