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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Masoomiyat
    4 Saal ka Bacha aur Bachi ek sath Naha rahy thy..

    Bachi : Me Tumhari NoNo pakrun??


    Bacha : Nahi, Apni to Torr di, Ab Meri bhi Tory gi kiya">>;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Gift
    Kitna Roya tha Wo Mehbooba ko Mobile Gift ker k,

    FARAZ,,

    Raat k 3 bajy tak Wo Sunta raha,,

    ,

    Aap ka Mobile Number Dusri Line per Masroof hai...:-0 :-(


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Round
    Faqeer Allah k naam per kuch de de Bacha??


    Bacha Cycle per : Chalo Theek hai Pichay beth jao,

    Ek Round de deta hun...:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Kaam ki Baat
    ** Aaj ki Baat **

    Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad rakhna,

    Zindagi me Aansoo pochny waly to Bohat mil jaen gy,

    ,

    Lekin

    ,

    Naak Pochny Wala koi nahi mily ga,

    Is Liye

    Thanda Paani

    Soch samajh ker Peena,

    Mosam Badal Raha Hai...;-p :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Marva Deny Waly Totkay
    Sardiyon me Rozana Subha

    Ek Barfeeli Paani ki Balti se

    Nahany se

    Sardi ka Asar Bohat Kam Mehsoos hota hai..


    G Unhi K Marva Deny Waly Totkay...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dhamaky Daar Totkay
    Agar Aap Khud kash Bombar ko dekh len to Us per Foran

    Pisi Laal Mirch,

    Dhanya Powder,

    Pisi Haldi,

    Pisa Adrak Lehsan,

    Sab ka ek ek Table Spoon aur

    1/2 kg Corn Flour Chirak den..


    Bomb Blast hoty hi Khudkash ka Tasty Broast Tayyar ho jaye ga..;-)

    Dhamaky Daar Totkay


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhen Kiya
    Tumhen

    Kiya

    Lag Raha

    Hai??


    ?

    ?

    ?

    Mujhy To

    "SARDI"

    Lag Rahi

    Hai...;-p :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Sardi Lagy To
    Agar Sardiyom me Raat ko Sony se pehly ek Adad Tez "MOOLI",

    Ubli hui "Chany ki Daal" Aur "Kaala Namak"

    Hasb e Zaiqa kha ker

    Uper se "Lihaaf" Orh liya jaye to

    Aap k Lihaaf k Ander "Chemikal Bombing" Start ho jaye gi,

    Jis se Ander ka "Temperature" Barh jaye ga aur

    "Sardi" nahi lagy gi..


    NOTE :

    Jazbati ho Ker Khany ki Miqdar ko Ziyada mat kerna.

    Warna "Lihaaf" Jal ker Phat sakta hai...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Note
    Teacher ny Ek Bachy ki Mom ko likha :

    "Bachy ko Nehla ker bheja karen".


    Mom ny Note parhny k baad likha :

    "Bachy ko Parhaya karen, Soongha na karen"....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Gadha
    Father : Me nahi Chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri Zindagi Ek Gadhay k sath Guzary.

    Boyfriend : Bas isi liye Me Usay Yahan se le jany aya hun...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
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