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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Badtamizi
KamWali ko Saith Chhair raha tha..
KamWali : Badtamizi kero gy to Mor bana dungi..
Saith : Murga to suna tha per
Mor kese banao gi??
KamWali : Gand me Jhaaru daal ker...;-0
By:
Naila Soomro
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Poet Vs Doctors
** POET VS DOCTOR **
Poet : Jhuki Jhuki Palken
Dr : Ptosis
Poet : Gulabi Aankhen
Dr : Conjunctivitis
Poet : Tirchi Nazar
Dr : Nystagmus
Poet : Khamosh se Lab
Dr : Aphasia
Poet : Gulaabi Gaal
Dr : Plethora
Poet : Kapkapaty Hath
Dr : Parkinson's
Poet : Chand Sa Chehra
Dr : Cushing's Syndrome
Poet : Kaala Til
Dr : Melanoma
Poet : Her Taraf Usi Ka Chehra
Dr : Hallucination
MORAL:
Beauty Is "FULL Of DISEASES"
Public Service Msg By Doctors..:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Allergy
A Boy went to Doctor for Skin Infections..
After Checking the Skin,
Doctor Said :
"Apni Girlfriend ko bolo k Apni Lipstick Brand
Change karey,,
Tumhen MEDORA se Allergy hai....;-p :-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Charsi
Ek Charsi Bus me Chars Pi raha tha...
Sath wali seat per Ek Baba g bethy huwe thy,,
Wo dekh ker Boly :
"Beta tum ko pata hai k Tum Jahannum k Raasty per ja rahy ho.."
Charsi chilla ker bola :
"Oye Beghairto! Roko Bus, me te Shekhupura jana c."...;-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Faaida
Mareez : Doctor Sahab! Roz 50 rupy ki Dawai le ker jata hun,
Magar koi Faaida nahi hota??
Doctor : Aaj 40 Rupy ki le ker jana,
10 Rupy ka Faaida ho jaye ga....:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Complain
Ladies Hostel ki Principal ny
Phone per KESC Walon ko Complain ki,,
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,
,
,
,
,
Meharbani ker k Aaj to AADMI bhej do,
Larkiyan 3 Din se MOMBATTI se Kaam chala rahi hen...:-p :-0
By:
Maha Abro
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Buri Baat
Tanz aur Behas se Rishty kamzor ho jate hen,,
Is Liye Jis ki Baat Buri lagy,
Foran Chamaat maar den..
So Plz,
Dil pe Mat len,
Mun pe den...,:-D :-)
Good Morning
By:
Maha Abro
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Chusni
Bacha Paida hony per Dost ny Chusni Gift ki,,
Bachy ka Baap : Yaar! Itna Chota Bacha Chusni nahi peeta..
Dost : Ye Us k liye nahi, Tere liye hai,,
Teri Chusni to ab Wo piye ga...;-0
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kapray
Lady Doctor Pagal Patient se :
Mera Dupatta utaro.
Pagal : OK
Lady Doctor : Ab Meri Qameez utaro.
Pagal : OK
Lady Doctor : Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro.
Pagal : OK
Lady Doctor :
"Aur Aainda kabhi Mere Kapry na Pehanna. OK
Aaj Phir Aap ki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salami...:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Modern Bachi
*** Cute Joke ***
1 Chhoti si Bachi Dukandar k pass gai aur boli :
"Jab me Bari ho jaun gi to Aap Mujh se Shadi kero gy"??
Dukandar Hans ker bola : Haan ker lun ga..
Bachi boli : To kiya aap apni hony wali Wife ko
1 Chocolate bhi nahi de sakty...:-)
Oh Teri Khair..
2016 ki Aany Wali Tez Tareen Bachi...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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