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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Shakal
1st Man : Aap ka Kutta to Shair jesa lagta hai,
Kiya khilaty hen??
2nd Man : Ye Kamina Shair hi hai,
Sala Piyar k Chakkar me par gaya tha to
Shakal Kutty jesi hogai hai....;-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Tukka
Aamir Liaqat : Sab se pehly Qurbani k Janwar ki
kiya Cheez kati jati hai?/
Musalmano Tukka Lagao..
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Altaf Hussain : Aaamir Bhhhaaaii
Maaaain Bataaaaaaau'n GaAaaaaaa.
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"Khaal Ki Perchi"
Aamir Liaqat : Wah Altaf Bhai, Wah
Karachi ki Khalen
Ab
Jamat Islami ki huin...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Zarurat
Kuch Paisay Mil sakty hen?
Zarurat hai Plz.
Imran Khan Naya Pakistan Bana raha hai,
Soch raha hun k
Purana Me Khareed Lun....:-)
Hahahaha
Agay Send kero Aur dekho
Kitny log aap ko Reply kerty hen..:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Google Search
Pappu ki Maa : Pappu meri Juti dhoond dy?
Smart Pappu after 5 minutes opened google.com
& Type
www.Amma Ki Ultay Pair Ki Juti.com
Google Search....
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Insan ka Bacha ban...
Google hun Tere Ghar ka Noker Nahi...;-p :-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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Jaga
3 Pagal ek Bed per So rahy thy,
Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi,,
Ek Pagal Bed se uter ker neechy So gaya,,
2nd Pagal : Oya! Ab jaga khuli ho gai hai,
Uper aaja...:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Dum
Ek Din ek Admi ny Jungle me Apny saray Kapray Utaar diye..
Janwar Usay dekh ker Hansny lagy..
Admi : Tum Hans Q rahy ho??
Janwar : Hum sab ki Dum peechay hai aur
Tumhari Agay....;-p :-0
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Demand
Haathi aur Ghoray ki Larai ho gai..
Haathi : Duniya me Meri ziyada Demand hai.
Ghora : Nahi meri hai.
Faisla chala gaya Lomri k paas..
Lomri bechari pareshan ho gai,
Wo Boli :
Faisla Hamara Guru "Bandar" kare ga..
Lo Bhai,
Ab Sari Baat Tujh pe aagai hai,
Muskurana chor aur soch samajh ker Faisla ker...;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Kela
Baap : Sheela mujhy Uska Naam bata Jis ny Tujhy Pregnant Kiya?
Sheela : Papa Agar Aap 24 Kelay kha len to
kiya Aap bata sakte hen k konse Kelay ny aapka
Pait Kharab kiya....;-p :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Pait
Child : Papa Ammi ka Pait itna Q Phula hua hai??
Papa : Kaminey Tujhy sab Pata hai.
Child : Promise nahi pata?
Papa : Beta Pani bhara hua hai.
Child : Phir Bhai to Doob gaya ho ga...;-p ;-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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Gabbar To Thakur
Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.
Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,
Basanti k bhi lele,
Jay Veeru k bhi lele,
Octopus Ban ja Kaminay..
Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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